Be More Chill reacts to Be More Chill

"The Squip Song"

Michael sat down next to Jeremy, leaning his head on Jer's shoulder. Jeremy ran his fingers through Michael's hair, fluffing it up.

Christine said next to Brooke, talking to her. 

The others were talking together

"Guys! I think the next ones up, seems like Rich and Jer to me!"

(𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲'𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦, 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐥. 𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐘 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 𝐢𝐧.)

"Ouch, did you not like it Jer? Thats fine anyways." Michael said, hurting his own heart at the second sentence
"No, Mich. I liked it, but there were- other people." Jeremy replied, patting Michael on the back

𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇
𝐈 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟.

(𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐘 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐤.)

𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐘
𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤?
𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇
𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥-𝐚𝐬𝐬!
𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐘
𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭?
𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥!

"You're just short man, I'm not the  tallest here." Jeremy stated, Michael leant off his shoulder, looking him in the eyes.

"You're taller than me, you're 5'7, I'm  5'6, you're the tallest man child here."

(𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥.)

𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞, 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐞.

(𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐘 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭. 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝.)

𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥'𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥, 𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐲?

𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐘
𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞... 𝐘'𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰.

"That would take confidence" Michael said

𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇
𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞.

"I hate this."

𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐘
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚...𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐫...
𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲,

𝐑𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐀𝐬 𝐢𝐟 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝. 𝐇𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐲.)

𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐘
𝐔𝐡... 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐞𝐞 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥—
𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇
𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞.
(𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐘 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐞𝐬. 𝐒𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲, 𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐳𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐮𝐩. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐘. 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠.)

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫, 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮?

𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐘
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫—

(𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐩𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐲.)

Michael flinched back, Jeremy giving him a hug

𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇
𝐈 𝐃𝐈𝐃! 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞. 𝐍𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐝!

𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇
𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑
𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐑 𝐀 𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐄
𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑, 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔

Jeremy sighed, "Gee, thanks Dude. Best advice to give me."
"My thquip was activated, I didn't have a choice in what I wath thaying."

𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐑 𝐁𝐘
𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓
𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓
𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐃

"Ayo, I did get 1 more girl than this guy. Score!" Jeremy said,
Michael looked at Christine, who just looked away.

𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐎 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐑 𝐆𝐔𝐘
𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒, 𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒
𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒, 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒
𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐈'𝐃 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐈 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏
𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐃𝐋𝐄
𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐎 𝐒𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐋
𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍

"Rich, we are now legally best friends. I don't care what you have to say, we relate too much." Michael said, dragging Rich over to him and Jeremy

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐏.

𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐘
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤?

"You're so dumb, Jer."
"That's why Jeremy 1.0 sucked, and I wanted to change it" SQUIP said, getting grunts from everyone else

𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇
𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤. 𝐒𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐩.
𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐘
𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞.
𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇
𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭.
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐩-𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭-𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭-𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧-𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤-𝐢𝐭-𝐮𝐩-𝐨𝐧-𝐭𝐡𝐞-𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭.

"What's not on the internet?" Jenna said

𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐉𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐍
𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐀 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐘 𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐋
𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐌 𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐇𝐍𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐘 𝐂𝐏𝐔
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐌 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐋
𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐋
𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐎

𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐘
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭? 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞.

(𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐘 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥—)

𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇
𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐩, 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥-𝐚𝐬𝐬!

"Thorry man"

(𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭, 𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐠𝐨.)

𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲, 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐬. 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤, 𝐈 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐢𝐭 '𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐩 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐠𝐮𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧. '𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞, 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝...

𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐘
𝐒𝐨 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞... (𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬) 𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬?
𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇
𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬, 𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐲.

𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐉𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐍

"It's from Japan, we get it"

𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐀 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐘 𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐋
𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐌 𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐇𝐍𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐘 𝐂𝐏𝐔
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐌 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐋
𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃
𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐋 𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐎
𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐄-𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐃
𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆
𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐋𝐘
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀𝐒 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆
𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐂𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐋𝐘
𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐋
𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄

"Don't want to be mean anymore, but you kinda, weren't that cool, Jer. At least not as cool as me!" Michael said proudly, getting a laugh out of a few people

𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒
𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄
𝐂𝐔𝐙 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓
𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐃'𝐒 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀 𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋-𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐅
𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐒
𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒,
 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒
𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐏 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀 𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐏
𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐀𝐃𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄
𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐏𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐄,
𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔

"He's scamming you dude.
"I could've two hundred extra from Jeremy paying 600, I was low on money, okay?"

𝐆𝐎 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐒𝐀𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆
𝐓𝐎 𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇,
𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐏 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇,
𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐔𝐘 𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐏
𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐏
𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐏
𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐏
𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐀 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐏 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐏
𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐏

(𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐭𝐬. 𝐖𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐘 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦, 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.)

"That was, weird. Rich pushing Jer against the wall was so un-needed but it was amazing!"
"I also think you weren't telling Jer to get a SQUIP-" 
"But he was?"
"God sake Christine"