"Don't make fun of my van. Promise."
"Alright, Pols. I promise."
"I know it looks retarded. It's my dad-"
"IS THAT A FUCKING SET OF CIRCUITRY BOARD ON YOUR FLOOR. NEXT TO HUNTING EQUIPMENT AND PIZZA COUPONS."
"SHUT UP. I HATE TAKING PEOPLE IN MY CAR."
"How many times have you had sex in that back part. It's just begging for it."
"Shut the fuck up. Oh, also, this car stalls randomly. You may die."
"'To die by your side, what a lovely way to die.'"
"Shut up and look around. I think it's about to give out and I don't want to hit some couple or some shit."
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Подростковая литература"Hey Mia?" "Yeah?" "Just making sure you're there." The prologue to Lobsters, showing how Mia and Polly met.