Kidnapped by the maffia boss: Are you actually insane?!

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How I managed to not get caught already, I don't know, I guess you run faster when you're escaping an insanely hot and crazy guy and his cult than when you're running in gym, between a bunch of sweaty smelly stanky teenagers. I squeezed my 179 gorgeous body between a gate and saw that there were no other buildings near except for a few small houses who had the same style as the one i escaped from. Seeing a bunch of Jeeps and some very expensive cars made me think Mr. Hawtie is also f*cking rich otherwise he wouldn't be able to afford any of this.

Looking around I realized except for the mansion and some houses scattered around there wasn't really anything. Tall trees surrounded the place and I could see the woods behind them. Apparently Hawty Shawty likes to have privacy. But...were was everybody, it was like no one was here, just a minute ago there were at least 6 guards running behind me. There was no one in sight. I suppose a place like this has a dump of cameras and all those things.

Smirking I turned to the most expensive looking car, a pink blue Lamborghini. Grinning I walked up to it, already imagining very cruel things I could do to this beautiful beautiful car. Just as I was about to scratch some words into it I heard a high voice squeaking"NOOOOO DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY BABY!!!" Spinning around I didnt see any girl, like I expected. Instead I came face to face with Blondie. "Were you squeaking like a girl just a moment ago?" I asked, trying to hold my laughter in. Blondie slowed for a second, but then shook his head and jogged to the car. He was shooting daggers at me with his eyes while kissing and hugging the vehicle. "Jeez calm down its just a car". He gaped at me and started to say something before looking like he realized something and interupted himself. "You aren't supposed to be here." He stated. "What??? No wayyyy, are you serious?" I said sarcastically.

And then I realized how stupid I was acting. Just comfortable chit-chatting with the enemy, he was my favourite of them all, but still... "Wellll", I said looking at my non-existent watch,"It's been really fun but now i've got to go. See ya later alligator!", and with that, I sprinted away.

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