Museibutsu Seifuku

Chapter 4 - Starry Skies

A months had passed since Test Tube discovered that her pet mice could talk. They were currently outside at night, and instead of planning to take over the world, Pinky and the Brain were having a picnic with Test Tube.

"Egad Brain, isn't this exciting?!" Pinky asked Brain.

"Indeed it is, my friend." Brain replied as he took a bite into his raspberry.

Test Tube was looking at the moon through her telescope and researching the current phase of it.

Fan walked up to the picnic area. "What are you two doing?" He bent down and asked the mice.

"Having fun!" Pinky put his hands up.

"Looking at the starry skies, my friend." Brain replied.

"Oh," Fan chuckled. "I like looking at the sky, too."

"Oh hey!" Test Tube waved to Fan. "Are you here to see the waning crescent tonight?" She asked him.

"The what?" Fan was confused by what Test Tube meant.

"The old moon phase, of course!" Test Tube looked into her telescope.

"It looks small from here, but it actually has a diameter 3,747 kilometers across!" Brain added on.

Fan stared at the moon in awe. "It's huge, but from this angle it looks small..." He sat down on the picnic blanket. "Just like me on the show."

"What do you mean?" Pinky titled his head.

"I feel like nobody really notices me here." Fan looked up. "I've never been the best at making friends, and I feel that I'm pretty awkward!"

"Don't worry," Test Tube put an arm around Fan. "I'm awkward, too!"

Pinky and Brain nodded in response.

Fan chuckled, "Thanks, you three."

Suddenly, a mysterious gold phone appeared out of nowhere.

"Who are you! State your name!" Brain got into a fighting position.

Pinky facepalmed, "Not again..."

"Hello, peasants," The phone spoke out. "I am the phone known as-"

"MePhone5S?!" Test Tube stood up and pointed to them. "With the new M7 chip and retina display? Wowie!" She cheered.

Then, right next to Fan, another phone appeared. Unlike the other one, this one was pink.

"And then there's me; the beautiful new MePhone5C!" It introduced itself. "The most colorful beauty in existence, and I'm made of plastic!"

"Watch as another one appears claiming itself to be MePhone5R." Brain replied monotonously.

"Poit! What should we do Brain?" Pinky turned his head and shrugged.

"I don't know, Pinky," Brain shook his head. "Those two seem to be dangerous for our plans..."

"Right, the plan!" MePhone5C realized something and spoke up. "We must destroy the inferior MePhon-"

"SHUT UP, HONEY!" MePhone5S cut her off. "IT'S A SECRET!"

He cleared this throat, then turned to the other four, who were watching in confusion. "Anyways, have you seen this guy anywhere?" His screen showed a picture of MePhone 4.

"Uh..." Pinky put a finger to his chin. "He's over by the-"

"No," Brain cupped Pinky's mouth. "He was actually near the cliff over there!" He pointed to the nearby cliff.

"Thanks for the help, you two!" MePhone5C replied.

The two phones teleported over to the edge of the cliff.

"I'm having trouble detecting him..." MePhone5S said. "Maybe my fingerprint scanner could help." He pressed his home button, then somehow has a seizure.

"Oh my!" MePhone5C blushed. "So advanced! So dreamy!"

"Not sure what you're doing," Fan said from afar. "But in the real world, we look with our eyes!"

Brain rolled his eyes and walked towards the two phones. "Let me handle this. HEY PHONE COUPLE!" He yelled to the phones. "I think MePhone's down there! You should go check on him!" Brain pointed down the cliff.

"You're right, thanks!" MePhone5S said as him and MePhone5C jumped off the cliff. "Wait. AAAAHHHHHH-" They both screamed.

Test Tube, Fan, Pinky, and Brain all looked down. There was a splash followed by an explosion.

"I guess they're dead, then." Pinky was the first to say something.

"That was easier than I thought it would be," Fan replied.

"It's like they get less intelligent every generation!" Test Tube exclaimed.

"Now," Brain said as the four of them huddled. "We shall keep this between us, so don't tell anybody!"

"Got it!" Test Tube and Fan both said in unison.

Suddenly, they heard a bell. "It's elimination time!" Fan spoke up. "We gotta go, Test Tube!" He grabbed her arm and they ran off to the stage.

"So," Pinky shrugged. "Wanna sneak up on an abandoned mansion I found."

"Sure," Brain monotonously replied. "As I have nothing else to do tonight."