Piers Morgan has feelings for Susan Boyle and tries to track her down to tell her how he really feels
Follow him in his journey as he takes on tasks and meets new people to find the love of his life
The curtains opened and the show began . Piers was back on the judging panel waiting for the first act to arrive. He sat patiently , Like a cat waiting for a mouse . But what emerged from backstage was much better than a mouse . It was a dream come true for Piers.
She walked onto the stage and Piers's eyes widened like an overweight woman after fast food . Simon Cowell turned to him and said "What's that she's wearing , That motherfucking dress looks like a bastard rug smeared in cat piss"
Piers looked at Simon in pure anger and said "Don't judge a book by its cover" Simon turned his head and said "She doesn't look like a fucking book to me you moron"
"Hi what's your name darling"
"My name is Susan Boyle" she said as Piers felt a sudden rush of blood travelling towards his legs .
"And how old are you Susan ?" Asked Simon.
"I am 47 , And that's just one side of me" She shook her hips like a belly dancer and Piers could barely control himself. "47" he thought to himself. "She looks atleast 20"
"What are you gonna sing tonight ?" Asked piers with pure nerves , He really liked her.
"I'm gonna sing I dreamed a dream" Susan replied. Piers wasn't dreaming a dream ; He was living one.
She nodded to the crew and the music began to play . She opened her mouth and Piers stared inside , Wishing he was closer . As the singing began he was lost in her beautifull eyes and forgot where he was . He knew he had met the one.
The show was coming to and end , Piers had been there all day ; Struggling to get Susan off of his mind. He needed to see her again TODAY . He left the studio and got straight into his car . He remebered that she mentioned living in Blackburn , But had no more information . How would he find her again ?
He pulled the Gear Stick with great force and started the car . "Blackburn here we come" Piers murmured under his breath.
Following the satnav he led a 3 hour drive to the town . He drove past a sign saying "Welcome to Blackburn" He struggled to read it in the darkness. Night had struck by the time he arrived and there was no use trying to find Susan at night. He pulled in at a motel at the side of the motorway and got out of his car. "Blackburn Motel" the billboard read as he walked through the dark oak doors.
The motel was dirty and smelt of damp. A mouse ran past his foot as he walked in. There was little light other than a few holes in the ceiling and the windows were filthy. He heard shouting coming from a room behind the counter. He walked further into the building and rang a bell that was attached to the wall . The door to the backroom slowly pushed forward and somebody emerged from the darkness. "HEY ITS HOLLY ARNOLD MBE"
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