Once upon a time there was a potato. This was no ordinary potato. This potato was special, brave, and other cool things potatoes do. One day this potato was planted in the grounds of Idaho. (Creators of the wonderful FSA)
Ryan and Jeanne were the owners of the plantation and they grew potatoes for a long time, and they were in for a surprise. It grew faster than any other potato the farmers have ever seen. The potato grew in 21 days, and on day 22 it began to roll around by itself. The farmers startled, they called the police and they got arrested for improper emergency call. They returned to their farm after a minute and got a free pound of potato seeds after the arrest was unnecessary.
The potato rolled off into the woods to explore from it's rooted life. First few rolls and it fell in the river. Good thing potatoes can float I think. It flowed down the Indian river lagoon until a girl named grace found it and brought it to her gardening thing.
When she got there she put the potato next to the supplies. When she looked back at the supplies the potato was gone. She didn't think of it very much because it was a potato. The potato rolled out onto a rough hot surface and felt the rumbling of a 2 ton object heading straight towards it.
