"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left" - gangster paradise
You and Gojo had always been besties. Ever since the accident in 87', you'd been mutuals on twitter. Not only that, your snap streak was at a record 420. He and you had always been perfect, his white hair and pretty blue eyes contrasting your (h/c) and ugly eyes. Perfect, like the mcrib. So, naturally you two would be compatible- but it wasn't until gojos white bloodcell spoke to him and finally caused him to realize how he felt. Gojo was a man of many words, none of which were true and half the time they were just unfunny horny jokes. He's like a 10 year old but legal.
(((Inside gojos mind)))
White bloodcell spoke to his brain gojo, angered at the failed attempt at seduction and secks when gojo finally responded. "You dumb motherfucker, you can't even pull the right hoe, bitch" he said. Gojo smiled, his lips curling (because that's what every fanfic says they do) and gojo laughed a little. He sounded like a girl, giggling (imagine the laugh track from friends that's what he's doing okay) and then gojo replied "she's my kitten, I'll get her one day." White bloodcell scoffed (it's like a sigh but spelt different) and he retorted (responded) with "but she's bieng hit on my nanami kento and he's super hot and rich! You're an idiotic boy gojo.." he complained. "But that's why you're dating red bloodcell, you're in love with yourself don't care about others bro it's you that matters..." white bloodcell was angry and he said "okay we'll get the girl or I'll kill you" and gojo laughed so hard he needed to go to the restroom he was that amused (funnied).
Gojo was done with his inside conflict, checking his Twitter.com and looking at his dms. He got a message from (y/n)(might give you the nickname kat or kitten because it's seductive) and he saw her in front of him
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(This is you in the story okay just pretend you look how you want)
[Youre pov) you held a bag of mcdonald for him, angry that he didn't respond to your message about the mcrib sale. Nanami kento was beside you in nothing but his swimming suit, it showed off his massive abs like holy shit you were so glad to be with a hot guy after only having gojo as a friend. Anyways you spoke to gojo anger and he looked sad to see you with someone so hot . "Gojo you never answer my question about buying you a mcrib are you ignoring me?" You said in a sad tone. Gojo looked at nanami with a glare, and he got angry and snapped. "(y/n) I need to converse with you"
