AMOGUS IMPOSTER! ging x WOLF ROLEPLAY! chrollo

amogus ging arrives

⚠️warning before we begin!⚠️

— this chapter contains cussing for those of you celebrating Ramadan, i was told to put a warning correct me if i don't need to! enjoy the book now —

it was a friday afternoon on april 30th. milk dad was getting ready to write another note to gon so that he would not be suspicious of his father neglecting him once again. but gon somehow always thinks "oh my dad is like busy i guess even tho EVERYONE IN THE HUNTER ASSOCIATION SAYS HES NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HIS LIFE but they aren't trustworthy no". he leaves the note on the counter and goes.

ging leaves to go meet up with kite, some dude who looks like a chimera ant but actually hunts them so yeah. geeng goes and gets in kites car and they drive to the mansion blasting barbie girl because they're obviously barbie doll besties!!

as gong and kyte arrive at the mansion, they see 3 hot ass women staring at them. like hot hot. these three women are so hot they could probably challenge the sun to a burning contest. they could challenge anyone. these three women are the definition of pretty beautiful queens.

the queens welcome kite in and ignore ging, which kind of leaves him brocken at the door. 🪓🔪🔫💔 ging texts his group chat, "dhmu u won't understand" and awaits everyone's answers like the brocken baddie he is. anyways, back to our beloved bread boy!

the girls explain their names are machi, shizuku, and pakunoda and kite is a cleaner for the place, which ging didn't know, so that was helpful information. kite suddenly transforms into a maid outfit and has a swiffer because my boy SWIFF🥶 wit it.

kite then gets to cleaning and another person appears out of nofuckingwhere. he has a bunch of upside down crosses on him and stuff so ging has decided to name him kyle using his father figure authority that he honestly lost years ago. machi says "hey chrollo". kyle responds "it's chroll aka twilight black heart alpha aka-" pakunoda cuts him off, saying "chroll is fine. this is ging".

ging is still in shock. the friend group chat he sent his beautiful message to has decided to KICK HIM OUT! it is a disgraceful act. the zodiacs are definitely homophobic. ging then hears that one sexy voice going "ging, hey, ging wanna role play with me" and repeating that over and over. he looks up to see chroll poking him in the face.

ging says "what" and chroll replies "what do you do in your free time shawtybae😈🥵". ging is confused as fuck because um when did chroll become this thing? it's kinda hot tho so ging lets it slide.. chroll says "well? i'm waiting bitchboy 😈😈🤣" and then ging decides to speak. "i play amogus you sussy imposter uwu baka baka crewmate senpai chan🥺😂🤣😳"

chroll is intrigued because he sees this as a role play opportunity. "would you like to role play as sussy impostor and sexy crewmate" chroll asks. chroll hopes for a positive answer. "no baka uwu chan 😡🥺🥺" and just like that ging is off with shizuku to find his new room. chroll is heartbrocken and sad 😢 and needs fairypee so he calls up a therapist.

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authors note:
just wanted to note that it's 3am so i probably wrote a lil weirdly, it's all a joke ofc but still i could've done better 🥱 in case you couldn't tell i'm spelling chrollos name wrong on purpose, i am so yeah

word count 546 i would do 1000 but i need to sleep so i get rid of my cold 👹