YOUR EYES TELL| TAEKOOK ONESHOTS

Friday Nights

"You know what, chim? I'm gonna get a fucking divorce!" Taehyung banged a fist to the table, pushing off a few empty bottles lined up over it, "I don't fucking care whatever my parents think-"

"Taehyung, that's enoug-"

"You're asking me to shut up? Like I begged to get married to her? I don't even love her, chim! Hell! I don't even know her yet after 4 whole fucking years of marriage! " He took a long swig of the bottle in his hand, " My life's down the drain, chim! Down the fucking drain! Here take this, " He pushed a bottle into Jimin's (smol) hands, "cheers to my fucked up love life! "

"Tae, we really are not doing this again-"

"Right, I shouldn't. I should've fought back then, Jiminie! And see where being a fucking pathetic coward brought me?" Taehyung loosened his tie, unbuttoning his collar as he slumped back into the chair, "An empty marriage. Zero love life. Minus one sex life, A. K. A, am burning in hell, Jimin! Hell!"

"Taehyung, you're really drunk, we should leave-"

"And go to that hell hole?! No fucking way am going there! " He flinched before gulping down the entire bottle in one go, ignoring Jimin's worried remarks and looks, "You? You, my friend, go and tell that bitch, I ain't joking about our divorce, got it? "

"Kim fucking Taehyung, for fuck's sake, lemme go home, yoongi's waitin-"

"See, chim? You atleast have someone to return home to, hold you in their arms and kiss the fuck out of you-" Taehyung sighed, wiping imaginary tears off his drooping red eyes, " He used to do that too, you know who am talking about? " He eagerly leant forward on the table, a nostalgic smile replacing the big fat frown. Jimin sighed, "I know, Tae"

"Jeonggukie, " Taehyung dreamily sighed, letting the memory of their kiss flutter in his shut eyes before opening them to an exhausted and exasperated Jimin, " The love of my life, my baby, my double bunny of duality, the sun to my moon, the earth to my-"

"Taehyung, not today, look Yoongi just came home after two days of tour, " Jimin interrupted, "I really miss him and-"

"I miss him too, chim, my jeonggukie," He sighed, before letting a tear roll down his cheek, "I love him lots, Y'know? We used to kiss a lot, like a lot back then.. And I even promised him that we would get married, but I betrayed him, chim. He's precious, y'know? He deserves so much more... " He trailed off, shuddering to the memory of when he got married off to soojin right before a crying Jeongguk.

"I know, Tae, " Jimin sighed again, "you love jeongguk, and you kissed a lot and-"

"Y'know? When he smiles, there are these crinkles around his eyes... Really pretty if you ask me. And then, there is this mole right beneath his lips... sometimes I really wanna punch it bad because god! It makes me wanna keep kissing it, " Taehyung rhapsodized, a smile peeking through his lips, "but no! I won't dare lay a hand on his pretty.... I just wish I could kiss it away instead" He sighed again, this time more dreamily.

"Taehyung, I have a life and-"

"He also has this cute little scar on his cheek from when he fought with his older brother for who plays games on the computer first, really cute, right?" He exclaimed, giggling, " And he has a really big nose that just fits right with his big black eyes"

" Taehyung, my phone just died, let's go home already-" Jimin ran another tired hand through his hair.

"There are also these stars in his eyes. They twinkle, twinkle lots when he's happy, " His eyes widened, and then replacing it with a sad frown he added, "and just die down if he's sad"