Well. This day started normal, if I knew that today was the day I became part of the Thug Lyfe I would have been more, how should I put this? "Hood" like. So, when I 6 years olds I was driving with my Mothers friend and they were talking about there workplaces along with there boses, anyway I had asked my Mum (Mom if your american) what was her boses name. She replied with Loreal. Now I do warn you about what is about to go down. Okay. So before you go telling all of your friends that I am a terrible child, I was only 6 and I observed many things as a kid that I thought was normal. Back to the story, I opened my mother and everything went into slow motion. 3 words that my mouth, were never forgotten.
"Loreal, F**kin hell"
My mother gasped. There was a sudden silence. You could here a pin drop. Laughter. I am in the clear, I thought, I am not getting into trouble.
"Connor!" She managed to yell while laughing so hard she was crying.
I smiled. I could tell she was trying to be angry with me, but because I was adorable and comedic I was left off with a warning. I was proud about the fact I had done something so bad, I had gotten away with it.
Thug Lyfe, I thought. Thug Lyfe for life.
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HumorThis is a book about funny things that may or may not have happened in my life. "Interesting and Weird" New York Tymes "Dis is dope" Thug Lyfe "Can't wait for the movie" Winner of over 50 awards. WHY ARENT YOU READING YET?
