It was St Patrick's day, and to get into the festivities, you decided to go to Northern Ireland for a holiday. As it was St Patrick's day, you really wanted to find a leprechaun, so you went into the woods because you saw a rainbow over that direction. As you were nearing the rainbow, you heard someone shouting
" POTATO, I LOVE POTATO AND GOLD!"
You got kinda scared, but walked towards the noise, TO SEE NIALL HORAN IN A LEPRECHAUN COSPLAY.
You screamed, and he got on all fours, and hissed at you, you ran to steal his pot of gold, but he bit you. He ended up running deeper into the woods, and went off the grid, nobody has heard of him, since the insane girl that told everyone he was a leprechaun.
The end
