Eli and Aesop were about to start a match when Eli yelled, "Elisop nation says happy homestuck day!!!" Aesop was not happy. Even though his boyfriend loved homestuck, Aesop did not.
"I DONT KNOW THIS GUY I SWEAR!!" Aesop said, to the other survivors.
"Yes you fucking do, bitch."
In tears, Aesop yelled, "IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU, HOMO"
"WH- WHY???"
They went on yelling at each other back and forth until Emily said, "Guys the match is starting soon," They shut up quickly.
During the match, aesop and eli fought the whole time. Aesop wouldnt embalm eli and eli wouldnt send an owl to aesop.
After the match, they officially broke up and aesop started dating luca ballsack.
