* you cry thinking about blues threats* "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO HE IS SMALL AND ANGRY AND I AM NOTHING COMPARED TO HIS BEAUTY AND POWERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!". Suddenly it hits you " I need to steal Steve's husband from him, then blue will be happy and wont brutally murder me with his cute little paws". " All I need is some rope, lotion, a copy of The Great Gatsby but Nick has Scoliosis, and - PAUSEEEEEEEE THIS IS NOW BLUE SPEAKING STOP STEALING MY THUNDER IDIOT LET ME DO THE TALKING BEFORE I ROUNDHOUSE YOUR ASS. So basically this idiot wants to steal my beloveds fiancé by giving him the copy of that weird ass Great Gatsby to confuse him, tie him, and lather him in lotion so birds attack him. I'm horrified by this persons mind but when in Rome.
~ Later that day~
I hope this Buffon remembers my one warning. The ugly hoe marrying my man is magical. He can turn anyone he wants into Trisha Paytas's legal team... only the worlds most calm ,and strong willed person has the time to deal with her.
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Blues revenge
HorrorA thrilling story about a boy, his lover ,and blue. As y/n plans his wedding Blue attempts to get involved. Will he succeed or will him and his true love get married.
