Birthday Month
January: Zalgo
February: Lazari
March: Lulu
April: Laughing Jack
May: Glitchy Red
June: Herobrine
July: Lost Silver
August: Ben Drowned
September: Jason the Toymaker
October: Nathan the Nobody
November: Jeff the Killer
December: Slenderman
Birthday day
1. ...is behind you
2. ...watches you sleep
3. ...buys you stuff
4. ...would die for you
5. ...is jealous of you
6. ...gives you $1000
7. ...steals your food
8. ... writes a song about you
9. ...kidnaps you
10. ...pranks you
11. ...cares about you
12. ...knocks you out
13. ...blames you for something they did
14. ...thinks you're cute
15. ...plays video games with you
16. ...does your homework
17. ...hacks your social media accounts
18. ...teases you
19. ...asks for your phone number
20. ...thinks you're the best person
21. ...cries on your shoulder
22. ...bites you
23. ...insults you
24. ...saves you
25. ...buys you gifts
26. ...listens to music with you
27. ...is scared of you
28. ...secretly hates you
29. ...completely ignores you
30. ...judges you
31. ...is your partner in crime
I got Ben Drowned watches me sleep
