The onceler was going on about his normal day, you know deforesting, being BAD and extremely sexy for anyone to be bear. An usual day, nothing new, nothing other than making money and listening to mother mother, his favorite band, it was so emo and so cool LIKE HIM.
-Man i wih something fun happened today- He got up from his luxorious chair to see through his giant window that showed him how his machines were working and getting more of that thingie from the trees.
When out of nowhere a buzzing sound and something from the distant was coming to a concerning speed directly to his mansion/factory. This shaken him quite a bit, maybe a lot, he ran around the room screaming for his life until a big crash made him jump.
There was a lot of debris and dust going around the room, aw man did his chair just got destroyed by this?! he was so going to make the person who crashes a what, a helicopter?! pay for this!.
-HEY! whoever you are! get out of there inmediately and fix the mess you made!- the Onceler yelled extremely pissed, his whole damn office was in shambles and how was he going to pay for this without using his fortune?! he wasn't going to touch that money even if his life depended on it.
Slowly a figure came out of the now destroyed helicopter, The onceler couldn't believe it.. it was.. Charles Calvin?! from the famous game Henry Stickmin?! what was he doing here!?!?
-Oh umm, sorry for this i uhh.. didn't mean to.. you know, crash this time- The one with the headset scratched the back of his head looking at the damage. -ohh ohh yee.. this is not so good, i don't think i can go home for a while now, damn this sucks i had a mission in 2 days- Charles looked really bumped out by this.
-You just left my office in shambles and you're worrying about a stupid mission?!- The onceler was lossing his patience with him, even when he was his so long time crush, he didn't liked to admit it but he was quite excited seeing him in person.
Charles looked around the room with a little bit of shame and guilt, he didn't meant to do that much damage, but his helicopter was loosing control after a weird thingie happened and brought him to this weird place.
-Do you have ANY IDEA how much this costs?!- The onceler started rambling about how much money he should need now to repair everything and buy new things like rugs and other fancy stuff that Charles wasn't really paying attention, he was focused on him and in repairing his helicopter to get back home safely. -I like your clothes man! they look very fancy!- Charles said without looking at how red that compliment made the other man.
-Well thank you for noticing, i didn't spend so much money on them just so people didn't notice it or anything-.
They spent a few hours talking and laughing about anything they liked or lived, it was fun for both parties!. -So did you really started all this fabric thingie just because you wanted to be rich?- Charles asked while trying toconnect some cables and get his helicopter up again.
-That's the whole reason you start a factory Calvin- The onceler said a little annoyed.
-I don't know man it's just a little uhhhh, saw how around it looks really bad, but you do you i guess- He was getting frustrated with how the pannel wasn't turning on and the routor wasn't moing either, at this pace he wasn't getting home any time soon, and he really wanted to get home now. The dude might look good (and kinda hot) and all but his job was first.
-Lemme helo you- The Onceler got close and with a strong enough punch in the pannel everything started to work -Woah! you have some sort of magic power or something?!- Charles got so happy ane excited that grabbed the Onceler by his suit and gave him a BIG SMOOCH on da lips before running to his helicopter and starting it without much problems other than looking a little dent in some places -Thank you so much dude!, oh uhhh..- Charles looked through his stuff until he found a paper and threw it to the man that was still shocked and extremely red -Here's my phone you can call me whenever you want- He winked at the Onceler before leaving with his helicopter.
Meanwhile the Onceler was panicking and then fucking died the end
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he lp
