Song 3, "In Pursuit of Granger"

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"In Pursuit of Granger" (Set to the tune of In Pursuit of Excellence from Children of Eden)

I've been watching you for a while now.

My pretty little Hermione.

And I've got to tell you this, you make me what to kiss.

My endless curiosity is fast becoming tiresome.

You say knowledge, dear, is power.

And it's high time I acquire some.

Lesson one for free.

Repeat it after me:

I'm in pursuit of Granger.

Granger is what I wish.

Once I was a reckless dreamer.

Now no being is supremer, than I.

Why waste time chasing after someone else?

Why go after boring old fish in a tiny little pond.

Look beyond!

If the quickest route means taking a forbidden fruit, what the hay?

It's all in pursuit of Granger.

You're so sophisticated.

It's no sin to be simping.

So don't sit so stiff.

Hmmm just take a sniff.

Really what's the diff?

If rules are broken, a couple of vows are broken.

That's the price I guess.

No pain, no gain.

You'll be swiftly overtaken by some ambitious snake.

Unless, you protest and learn to dress for success.

Yes, I'm in pursuit of Granger.

Winners get to take the risk, while the losers discuss.

That's why he's a loser.

Pass the test, when you're tested.

Be the best, not bested.

Let all the nervous wrecks be to nervous to stick out their necks.

They're not in the pursuit of Granger.

Hermione_____.

Hermione______.

Hermione________.

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