Author's note: hi babesi have writers block srry.
(in viki's basement)
Max: WTF VIKI WHY DID U KIDNAP ME SHAWTY
Viki: its cause Y/N told me to. we are working together now😼
Max: UHHHMMMM... not Y/N again can this bitch die im bored🐸
Viki: girl stfu! this is a family friendly fanfic😾
(max called her bestie Beidou to come save her)
Beidou: ELECTRO SPANK✋🏻✋🏻
(Max and Beidou escaped together)
Ri: omg max where tf were u? Eren yeager was looking for you.
Max: Beidou helped me escape. ALSO WTF EREN??? ISNT HE WITH CELY,!:$,
Ri: idk. OMG WHOS THAT MILF WITH U 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰
Beidou: hi ri wanna date
Ri: srry im dating b*kugou rn but lemme dump him for u rq🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
(Ri and Bakugou talk in a quiet place)
Bakugou: ur breaking up with me?🤬🤬🤬🤬
Ri: srry im lesbian and ur ugly
Bakugou: its ok im gay and in love with deku so🤬🤬🤬🤬
Ri: k bye
(Ri and Beidou start dating)
Max: ugh i cant believe my date died what am i gonna do now.😑
Levi ackeman: hi max lets dance😼
Max: kk💀💀💀
Cely: yall me and eren broke up.
Mais: OMG WHY??!!!!
Cely: he cheated on me with Mikayleileigh. ugh i cant believe im lonely now wheres albedo😝😝
Mais: btw im childe simp now just to let u know IM IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU!:$:!
(max and levi, ri and beidou, cely and albedo and mais and childe danced for like two mins. dais danced with herself csuse shes lonely)
Max: guys look the door opened wtf!!
Y/N: HI IM BACK YALL THOUGHT I WAS GONE????😜😜
Max: Y/N NO NOT YOU GO AWAY U SMELL LIKE PISS
Y/N: i-i-im s-sorry m-m-m-m-max🥺
Cely: STOP I WANNA MURDER U RN
Ri: guys no! pls be nice to Y/N im Y/N kinnie!!
Mais: RI WHY ARE U DEFENDING HER RN?
Ri: Y/N come i wanna tell u sth
(they go outside)
Y/N: tysm ri ur the only one whos nice to me!
(Ri stabs Y/N with a butterknife)
Ri: lol finally🧜♂️🧜♂️🎉🎉🎉🎉😾😾😾
(the other ppl came)
Cely: RI WTF
Mais: Ri yandere era??😅
Ri: sorry guys i couldnt help it she was so ugly
Max: not u killing Y/N i liked having a simp🧑🏼🦱 jk everyones my simp😛
(they are at Y/N's funeral)
Mais: yall i have an idea
Cely: what is it baka😎
Mais: lets shit on her grave
Max: ONG YES PLS😋😋🤓
(they do that)
Ri: lowkeu snapped
Diluc: THIS IS RETRIBUTION
(they hear someone shouting)
Mysterious person: YALL KILLED Y/N NOW UR GONNA PAY.🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡🥶
Max: who tf is shouting
Timmie: its me.. now im gonna kill yall for revenge😏😏😏
edit: this is so long ugh sorry it was a little too exciting and romantic this time
