xiao x venti x zhongli: the romantic stories of cannibalism

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onion in a land fae far away, there lived a beautiful princess xiao. he had the biggest cock in all the land. Venti is a stalker and is vey greed. he wants xiao all to himself and his back toes. glock problems. Venti THE THICC THIGHS makes currents to stalk xiao and his pp and sometims he even opens his pipes. he collects xiaos poopoo ima. bag to eat for din din.and tight asshole. Zhongli got jealous that his fellow archon was trying to steal his man, so he tried to cut off ventis lovely glow stick so that they could not mate with each other. venti sleeps in xiaos pipes so he can be smothered with his delicious green- brown caca. he loves the smell of the intoxicating corn stuck in it. sometimes he wakes up with chunks in his nostrils. zhongli goes to kill venti 👹👹👹, he arrives woth a fork and a spoon. he slowly grated off his miniature sized and petite light saber with a fork. the puts his lipstick bottle on the plate and slowly eats every piece. venti deserves to suffer knowing xiao will never enjoy his glow stick as much as zhongli did. zhongli returns to the princess xiao and served him his favorite breakfast, thicc snow. the snow has ventis toe fungus in it. vent is alive. after he ate ventis toe fungus, xiao decides to go to his pipes for some unknown reason. there, he found venti lying there without his miniature size and petite dick attached to him. xiao is disgusted. venti was a servant eating his thicc snow. the fucking audacity this bitch has. he drags him by his long string of toe grease back to his house. there, he calls all his servants to take care of venti the whore. zhongli cuts his body up later that night and flushes venti down the toilet.

time skip 5 moths

there it was. ventis dicapitated head rolling into xiaos house 🥵. xiao sees this and takes it as an opportunity to improve his athletic abilities. he can play volleyball/ soccer/ baseball with ventis skull with his cock🤠😍. after xiaos athletic abilities were polished, ventis skull was caved in and beat. but he was alive.

"yAhOoOoO!!!!?!??);$;$,$:!?.!!!?!?!!" the cursed venti head called.

"uwu hugs and kissies" zhongli said from behind ventis head. then he stepped on him like a bug 😍😍😍. Diluc then appeared, he got on his hands and knees and dragged his slimy tongue across ventis remains. He crunched his skull between his teeth and didn't leave a single drop for anybody else. he wanted venti all to himself and wasn't sharing. princess xiao got annoyed with diluc being a barbie toes worshiper, so he stabbed diluc with his fat cock. zhongli stood watching. he stabbed him several more times to make sure he was dead. then, princess xiao started to eat diluc. zhongli was very turned on by this experience. he could just drown himself right there 😩😩.

"cum peasant, eat musty red head with me 😈👹" xiao screamed.

zhongli got on his knees for yummy xiao. they slurped up dilucs creamy and succulent remains 🥰😋. this was the first time they had felt something like this in the thousands of years they had been alive. then they committed more crimes of cannibalism together. the end <3