elevator (itafushi)

elevator

Warning: I suck at English. Uncountable Grammar mistakes cuz I'm lazy asf

Lol this is basically nobara and itadori bickering but there's some itafushi too, I guess?
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College sucks.

The subjects they are learning don't make even a millimeter sense at all. Itadori swear he feels his brain cells leaving him day by day. Listening to whatever garbage teachers are sprouting about and studying is also making him lose his sanity. And to top it all, Nobara doesn't make anything better.

At first, she tried to be supportive and consoled him to not stressed out too much but after two or three days, she was so done with him for whining about class every five minutes.

So she did what she needed to do. beat some sense into him. And let's just say that didn't end up good. It never did, to be honest.

Itadori could still replay the same scene whenever he set a foot in the cafeteria, the place where an incident took place on his fourth day of college.

"Ughh, nobarah"

The brunette was too busy talking to her girlfriend maki who was sitting next to her with a ham sandwich squished between her hand, leisurely leaning her head on her free palm, listening to whatever Nobara was rumbling about with badly hidden affection in her eyes that itadori could literally see hearts instead of her eyes. Itadori threw them a disgusted look as he groaned again, arms stretched on the table with his face filled with agony planted on an empty lunch tray.

"He..lp mee, nobaragh nghh"

"And then, I punched her on the jaw and kicked her straight to-"

"GAHH NOBARA" he groaned louder this time to fetched her attention on him. Itadori didn't know why he did that and he knew his consequences if he tests nobara's patience but he did it either way. Maybe he really needed someone to listen to his complaints like maki did to nobara.

The look nobara gave him that day still gives him nightmares.

She threw a cherry cola can at him, hitting him straight to his face, hard enough to turn him into Voldemort.

"Ouch." maki winced, sipping on her milk carton, her glasses glinting with interest.

"What was that for?! You could've broken my nose!" itadori yelled, holding his red nose as he glared at nobara who mirrored him back. Some people stopped talking, quietly watching their table with anticipation.

"Stop whining like a baby, will you? You're embarrassing me-"

"Us." Maki corrected her, discreetly biting her tongue to look serious and not let the grin took over. Her girlfriend nodded, leaning over the table to pull itadori's peach-colored strand. "What an embarrassing child we have, maki san."

"Indeed." agreed maki with a sigh. Itadori leaned over to pull nobara hair in retaliation but accidentally knocked over a cup full of cherry cola which maki ordered but didn't care to drink because she doesn't like it. she only bought it because nobara forced her to. The cup spilled half of the liquid on nobara's yellow dress she bought yesterday and that was how the fight started, ending with cheese sticking on itadori's hair and nobara soaking with cherry cola from head to toe.