Hobbit x reader

The only chapter

Hobbit x reader

Y/N = your name

E/C = Eye colour

H/C = Hair colour

C/N= chosen name

Moving away from my Boyfriend was the best thing that could have happened to me. Of course, I didn't know that back then. But my life was turned upside down, when I moved to the countryside. The new school that I went to was different to my old one. On one hand. the people were nicer, but then again, I was the new one and that is always a big thing. Especially, when you're moving to the countryside. Nothing ever happens here. My first month was horrible. I was the victim of bullying, hate and the main source of entertainment. But it all changed, when I met Bilbo. Now first I think I should introduce myself and Bilbo. Hi I'm Y/N. I have E/C eyes and H/C hair. My skin is lightly tanned. I've always been QuIrKy, the outcast, the nerd or whatever you want to call it. Bilbo is a hobbit. If you don't know what a hobbit is... WhO aRe YoU? Hobbits are the most beautiful creatures in this world. They have ThIcK feet and are so hairy. They are so seggsy like omg. Other words in which I would describe Bilbo are: Moist, heroic, and just perfect.

I met Bilbo, when I was being bullied (again, because remember im quirky). Chadwick, the captain of the rugby and the cricket team (all the other Girls have a crush on him, but I don't, because im quirky.) was pushing me up against a locker. He then pushed my books to the floor. I heard a voice from the other end of the hall shout:" Oi, Chadwick leave Y/N alone." "Shut up fam. Im gonna shank you so fuck off", Chadwick replied. He had completely forgotten me. I used the moment and ran away.

When I asked where Bilbo was the next day, the secretary told me he was beaten up and had to be sent to the hospital. I decided to visit him in the hospital after class, but when I arrived there, he had already been released. I asked the hospital secretary for his address. "Can't tell yah sorry.", she said while aggressively chewing her gum. I got out my wallet and held up a 50-pound note. "Fine I'll tell yah if you gimme that." I handed her the note and left the hospital. When I rang the bell, Bilbo opened the door and...

... kissed me. Surprisingly I kissed back. This soon turned into a make out session and then into a heated night. Believe me when I say, his feet aren't the only ThIcK thing he has.

And that is the short story of how you were created, C/N Baggins.

Btw I never broke up with my bf.