Trisha's Morning Routine - G

Morning Routine

Hey guys, so since in my comments everyone is like omg your so pretty, i love you, i wanna fuck your dad, your my inspiration, I thought I would make a little videos of my morning routine. So at 3:37 in the morning I wake up exactly, you might be wondering why do you wake up at that specific time but it's because at 9:37pm I have to eat these gummy laxatives that helps me poop because otherwise it's like given birth but in the end you don't even have a baby to kill so it's not worth it. It always help me get out of bed since I don't want to shit in bed. So I wake up and clasp my little cutey cheeks together to hold it all in before i waddle over to the shitter and then released the gates of hell. Then I have to call the exterminator because my shits attracts the rats. While I'm waiting for the rats to get out I make a quick trip to McDonalds and all you need to say is I have a gun I will shoot and then they will let you go in the back and eat the nuggets. It's too bad that's it a really bad area because I swear every time I'm there, police are there.  What a terrible society we live in. Later I make a trip to the bins behind the abortion clinic and use the dead fetus juice as my face cream, I've also found that it's really good for your hair. Anyway part 2 will be up soon besties