hisoka x reader

hisoka x listener

your walking to your brothers "house" bc its his friends gons birthday and killua likes gon its so obvi so you plan on getting them together little did you know a clown would be joining you feel a arm wrap around your shoulders you yell "who's there!?!?" "oh please kitten its me" you sigh looking up to see the one and only hisoka Amorou smiling "hey hisoka" "oh you can call me" he leans down to whisper in your ear "you could call me master~" you blush a little "im gonna start with Hisoka" "whatever kitten oh maybe i could call you my little spade~" you giggle a bit well since you and hisoka had been friends for a while you didnt really care about the nicknames its just normal now "you could if you'd like to or better my wild ace" "i love both but i still like kitten" "k ma- i mean Hisoka" you laugh knowing you meant to do that. hisoka's POV: did she just- no i must be hearing things'damnit y/n why do i care for you so much still gotta act like i dont but i will still flirt kind of. y/n's POV: but still why do i like you its not fair but...what i just test him after gon's birthday,hehe. "hey Hisoka?" "yes kitten?"

 "will you meet me at the cliff after gon's birthday party?" "well we could go rn the party dont start until i get there anyway plus its not until tomorrow" "wait it is!?" "yeah it is todays the 4th,dont tell me you were going to his house thinking todays the 5th" "well thanks for stopping me" you start running to the cliff as hisoka chases after you you stop at the top and say "hisoka why do you love gon?" "i dont." he says sturnly startling you "oh.." you look at his face seeing hes kind of pissed off "you care about me right Hisoka?" "ofc i do,why do you ask?" he says raising an eyebrow "prove it"you say while stepping backwards towards the edge "what do you me-" you fall backwards sure he'll come save you,hisoka walks away hisoka's POV: just walk away shes not your problem anymore..damnit y/n.y/n's POV: i-is he not coming?am i going to die?. you scream "I LOVE YOU HISOKA" 

hisoka uses bungee gum and ties it to his foot then to a tree and then jumps off the cliff you close your eyes and start tearing up you then feel something wrap around your waist and someone whisper in your ear "i love you to my wild ace~" you open your eyes seeing hisoka inches away from your face,you quickly wrap your arms around his neck and then look how close you were to the ground then see how far you fell "so you do care" "i said i did i wasnt lying" you start to think 'hes to close i just wanna kiss him so bad' "so shall we go ba-" you kiss him as he kisses back and you feel him bite your lip a bit you pull away saying "i am so so so sorry" then realize your going up "idk i cant forgive you" you both touch the ground but he doesnt let go yet "b-but why not i am so ver-" he cuts you off "bc i was supposed to kiss you first" you look a him confused "a little like this" he pins you to a tree and smirks leaning in close but not kissing you "e-eh?, what are yo-"

 he kisses you not giving you a chance to understand so he sticks his tongue in making you blush like a tomato you feel him hit a sweet spot in the back of your throat and you try to hold a moan back.killua and illumi walk to the top of the mountain and freeze they were only together bc they were looking for you, illumi throws pins landing beside your head hisoka breaks the kiss "oh no" illumi mostions for killua to grab y/n's wrist so killua tries but before he can hisoka pick's y/n up and jump off the cliff "HISOKA AMOROU WTF!?!?" "oh please kitten im using bungee gum plus you jumped without bungee gum or me and wasnt scared" you sigh calming yourself "well in that case let go of me for a secc i need to do something" "fine?" he lets go and you let go him nd start falling on your own knowing he had bungee gum attached to you "WOO HOO" he smiling turning himself around to face you, you hit the ground first and see feitan you run up to him hugging him "hey feitan long time no see!" hisoka hits the ground "you know him?" "yeah i worked with the phantom troop for a bit" "i dont beileve you" you pull out two swords pointing them at his throat,feitan calmly says "didnt i teach you that trick?" "yeah i think so"

 "put the swords away" "make Hisoka Amorou" he grabs your wrist as feitan glares at him hisoka lets go of your wrist as you put the swords away "uh..feitan,run." y/n said sturnly scaring hisoka feitan runs off knowing you meant it but also he had stuff to do illumi walks up to you, you pull out your swords and glare at illumi "you need something illumi?" "yes,i need you to come with me" "sorry but im taking her for a few days" "hisoka hush" hisoka jumps into a tree sighing "killua." you say his name "yes y/n?" "go or i'll tell gon" "tell him what?" illumi ask's "n-nothing!" and then he walks off "damn right" "what were you talking about?" "illumi." "you dont scare me im your...shit" "oh your my big brother?, by like 5 minutes" hisoka jumps down from the tree "wait,your twins?" "yes hisoka we are" "oh..." " yeah that was my reaction when i understood what twins meant or siblings" "so how are you gonna scare me y/n?" "i'll tell dad you talked someone who used be in the phantom troupe" "and why would he listen to you?" "cause killua would agree along with that fat ass pig" "i have better things to do anyway also come home with children and ill kill them" "i plan on doing so" illumi walks off as you lean against a tree hisoka walks over to you and pins you "so you wanna have kids ay~?" you blush looking up at him "i-i only said that to piss him off but" you kiss his neck starting to suck on it "Mmmm~" you stop as you feel him pull your chin to look at him "hmm?" "hey y/n zoldyck will you be mine?" you blush and wrap your arms around hisoka's  neck and say "yes!" and you kiss him as he ofc kisses back picking you up by your thighs.

(the end,hope you liked it,its like 3:30 i started this a 2:00 am its also my first story)