Wolverine vs. Kamen Rider OOO
{Kamen Rider OOO}
"Ankh? Ankh?" Eiji looked around looking for a flying red hand, unable to find anything. He blinked, trying to remember what happened. There was a flash of light. He recalled some lightning maybe? Closing his eyes, he began to steady his breath. Recalled walking with Ankh before suddenly walking through a dimension barrier of some sort. Eiji sits down, annoyed.
"This is all Decade's fault…isn't it?"
He looked around, finding himself in a snowy jungle of sorts.
"Wait. This is Canada. Why am I doing in Canada?"
He shivers, looking at his flip-flops and Hawaiian t-shirt with shorts. As soon as I find Ankh, I'm going to go for some hot coco. Although, Canada sells very good underwear. I can stock my underwear inventory for months! Maybe even years!
Smiling, he walked forward, ignoring the cold despite the cold being very cold. As he walked into the snow, he noticed footprints. Shrugging, he decided to follow the footsteps.
{Deadpool}
Bwahahahha! I hijacked the writer's story! I'm going to throw in Sentinels! And monsters! And everything! LOL, I'm so IMBA
{Kamen Rider OOO}
Suddenly, Eiji found himself surrounded by a Purple and blue robot who was several stories taller than him.
"Where did you guys come from!?"
"Scanning for mutants…"
The Sentinel began destroying trees, the various wildlife in the forest running. Eiji, shocked, searching for three coins, looking at the robot angrily.
"Henshin!"
The OOO Driver appears onto his belt and he places three coins in it in the colors red, yellow, and green. He takes the O Scanner, a disc-shaped device and slides it through the Driver, transforming.
{Taka, Tora, Batta: Ta-To-Ba! Tatoba, Ta-To-Ba!}
"Enemy detected…"
The Sentinel turned to face OOOs, aiming its giant hand at him.
"You know. I came here to clear my head bub. But now…Now you've pissed me off!"
OOO turned around only to find a man jump in front of him, staring angrily at the Sentinel!
"Get to safety! I can take care of this robot."
"Mutant Detected. Weapon Systems Online. Status: Exterminating."
"Not happening tin can!"
The figure was wearing what appeared to be brown and tan spandex. OOOs noticed that the stranger was wearing his underwear outside of his pants, trying hard not to laugh at him. OOO watched in amazement as the man seemingly unsheathed three metal claws and sliced the robots hand cleanly off. He then climbed up the injured robot's leg, using his claws as a hook and within moments, sliced the robot's head cleanly off as well. He jumped down, using his claw to slide down, the robot exploding easily.
"Whatcha looking at bub?"
The stranger turned around, walking away as Eiji cancelled his transformation.
"Are you a Kamen Rider?"
"Well. I wear a mask but I'm not calling myself a Masked Rider. That name's stupid."
Eiji cleared his throat.
"Who are you exactly?"
"I'm the best at what I do…" The stranger turned around, unsheating his claws as he pointed to Eiji, the smell of the stranger finally hitting him. He smelled like he didn't shower for days.
"But what I do isn't very nice. Bub."
"Do you need some fresh underwear?"
"Do I what kid?"
"I have plenty of extras!"
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Kamen Rider vs Marvel
FanfictionKamen Riders versus the Marvel Universe! Who will win? Who will lose? Who are there to sing the blues? It's another story that never ends.
