Everything is more than surreal

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? Has invited ???

FuckYouAll (Blitzo-Helluva Boss): The fuck is this

DaddyHootHoot (Stolas-Helluva Boss): Oh Blitzy! You're here too?

FuckYouAll: Oh for fuck same that thirsty owl is here, I wanna leave already

Türron (Ena-ENA): Why hello there my lovely sirs! YOUR ALL HERE TO MAKE FUN OF ME.

Moony (ENA): Ugh, how did you even manage to get your weird words though TTS?

HotSpiderBabe 🔥 (Angel Dust-Hazbin Hotel): The fuck?

FuckYouAll: Oh great, now that pornstar is here. Greattt

InkBlotch (Ink-UTAU): wbxxzn

Negativity_King (Nightmare-UTAU): GODDAMIT, WHO GAVE THE SQUID A PHONE, AND WHY THE FUCK WAS I INVITED

FuckYouAll: I like this stranger on top already

Negativity_King: Thanks, I hate you too

UnderworldOffice_Intern (Various Characters since it's a shared account-Underworld Office): Alright, first things first, why and how did I get invited. And second, who the hell are you all.

Prideful_Spider 🕸️ (Kumoko-So I'm a spider so what?): Why is there a phone in dungeon it so hard to type my legs are 2 sharp

Prideful_Spider 🕸️: also I didn't name self D is thps u phone

HotSpiderBabe 🔥: Ayo anotha user with the name spider is here

GB (Golf Ball-Bfdi/Bfdia/idfb/bfb): Why is my phone booming with notifs I'm busy working on an invention with tennis ball

FuckYouAll: Lonely bitch got so lonely it thinks a tennis ball is a sentient being

Evil_God (D-So I'm a spider so what): More entertainment~ I'll just be watching you guys until I find the necessity to talk :)

Prideful_Spider 🕸️: Wait wha

DaddyHootHoot, and GB are offline

FuckYouAll: Finally that thirsty owl is offline

2_BetterThan4 (Two-TPOT): Jeez, the phone crashed when I tried to look at the people in the chat. Do not recommend

4_BetterThan2 (Four-BFB): What are YOU doing here!

2_BetterThan4: I could say the same to you

Türron: Woah! We've got total opposites here! THE VOICES I TELLING ME TO EAT MY VEGGIES AGAIN :'(

FuckYouAll: Jesus christ, alright I'm out

FuckYouAll is offline

UnderworldOffice_Intern: OOOH! BOSS TOLD ME WE GOT INVITED TO A CHAT, I LIKE IT ALREADY!!

HotSpiderBabe 🔥: Oh shit Val's here

HotSpiderBabe 🔥 is offline

Moony changed Türron's name to Ena

Moony: Jeez just use your actual name, weirdo

Ena: :(

Paper_bag (Mono-Little Nightmares 2): Um... What is this??

Paperbag_Scientist (Dr Flug- Villian something i forgot): Erm, how did a phone just appear out of nowhere? And why do i already have an account?

Paperbag_Scientist is offline

OMFG_CLOWN (Tricky-Madness combat): Hellooooooooooooooo

Blitzo_Sucks (Robofizz-Helluva boss): OHHH! ANOTHER CLOWN! NOW I'M MORE WILLING TO TALK HERE!

OMFG_CLOWN: wAT

Kanterbury_Knight (Knight-Guardian tales): since almost everyone here seems like a total jerk, i can finally say this

Kanterbury_Knight: Fuck mount shivering and the idiots in the dungeon kingdom and that stupid snug ass face of the ministor shit face from the rah empire

Kanterbury_Knight is offline

IceWitch_Coco (Coco-Guardian tales): ...

High_Priest (Beth-Guardian tales): Ah, i never knew this side of that guardian existed. That explains why they keep foiling my plans

High_Priest and IceWitch_Coco is offline

Everyone is offline

(imma end the first chapter here here, I'm too lazy to write a 1000 word chapter of this)