chat name: trauma central
frostyboi:
...
imperial-martian:
oh my god
you're such a dumbass boots
frostyboi:
i'm laughing my ass off right now
i can't believe this
you horny mf
author-boots:
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
YALL KNOW ME
YOU KNOW IM THIS STUPID
PLEASE DONT EXPOSE ME
frostyboi:
oh i'm definitely exposing you
tar-tartaglia:
morning shawties 😩
trasharts:
🧍
tar-tartaglia:
what did boots do this time?
imperial-martian:
i can't believe how stupid you are
author-boots:
PLEASE NO GUYS C'MON
qiqi-baby:
hello?
why is everyone texting so early in the morning?
antag-kate:
baby ❤️
qiqi-baby:
morning kate
antag-kate:
baby ❤️
frostyboi:
ANYWAYS
we're exposing boots
tone-deaf:
👁👁
author-boots:
please no 💔
trasharts:
for what exactly?
frostyboi:
vesper and i made a chat yesterday and boots joined it earlier this morning
author-boots:
kaeya no-
frostyboi:
boots thought the chat meant something completely opposite of what it did
tar-tartaglia:
what was this chat exactly?
imperial-martian:
"fuck the gods"
author-boots:
pain
xiao:
i hate everything
xiao left the chat
trasharts:
no xiao ):
tar-tartaglia:
you still have me girlie 😌😉
also boots, felt that
author-boots:
i'm going to off myself
frostyboi:
you dug your own grave boots
author-boots:
I DIDNT MEAN TO
tone-deaf:
🧍
please don't tell me you mean me
imperial-martian:
🖕
author-boots:
sorry venti, i have some standards 🤷
tone-deaf left the chat
imperial-martian:
good riddance
trasharts:
someone add xiao back ):
tar-tartaglia:
no 💅
author-boots added xiao to the chat
trasharts:
:D
redhead:
boots, did you not think for a moment, before entering a groupchat named "fuck the gods" with both vesper and kaeya, that it would mean something completely different than what you thought it would?
author-boots:
can we please drop the subject before zhongli shows up PLEASE 😭💔
tar-tartaglia:
i'm gonna go show it to him now 😌
rAz0R:
w hen boots honry, no thank with brayn
antag-kate:
razor please use the speech to text 🧍
rAz0R:
razor is sorry ):
antag-kate:
thank you 😌
author-boots:
i hate everything
GUYS QIQI IS IN THE CHAT
PLEASE CAN WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT
paimon:
paimon doesn't understand
what does boots think "fuck the gods" means?
antag-kate:
nobody wants you here paimon
imperial-martian:
boots remove paimon from the chat
paimon:
hey ):<
champion-of-mondstadt:
guys stop being mean to each other
someone let venti back in
leave boots alone, they didn't know
we're better than this
antag-kate:
we really aren't amber
frostyboi:
exposing boots is a form of entertainment for me, sorry 🤷
tar-tartaglia:
when zhongli forgets his phone password and can't see the chat 😔💔
trasharts:
dumbass
just show him the texts on your phone??
tar-tartaglia:
yeah but how would he respond?
trasharts:
🧍
xiao:
hello everyone, this is zhongli
i forgot the code to my cell phone and asked xiao to allow me to borrow his to message you
childe said i missed something important
author-boots:
no you didn't, please don't bother yourself with it, he's just being stupid
antag-kate:
let me explain this in a way where your old ass self can understand
vesper & kaeya: "fuck the gods" 🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😤👊👊👊👊
boots: "fuck the gods" 👀👀👀👀😳😳😳😳😩😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵
xiao left the chat
author-boots:
OH MY GOD NO
KATE
WHY
tar-tartaglia:
xiao took his phone from zhongli before he could read your text kate 😩
WAIT FUCK
HE'S COMING FOR MINE NOW
SOMEONE HELP
SOS
HE'S CHASING ME
tar-tartaglia left the chat
trasharts:
🧍
mediator-aether:
what the hell happened
i literally left you all unattended for 15 minutes
