A very normal day

Chapter 1

Sasha walks in, joining Eren in the office. Eren is sitting down and Sasha walks up to him.

Sasha:

Hey Eren, what are you doing here?

Eren:

Well I'm just waiting for Mr. Hoover to come talk to me because like you heard from the speakers yesterday, the principal had said that if we wanted, we could fill the last spot for the middle school academic decathlon.

Sasha:

Oh...

Eren:

How about you? Why are you here?

Sasha:

Well I was actually thinking about filling the last space too, but I didn't know that you would try out too.

Eren:

Well if you don't mind, I would really like to... well take the spot in the academic decathlon cause I think I would be the perfect fit. And plus, I think I'm smarter than you.

Sasha:

WHAT THE FUCK hell no. dafuq you on Eren? I'm far better than you and you're always on crack bro.

Eren: frick you, you're such a lying bitch. I'm so smart, I have a 7.5 gpa so I'm clearly smarter.

Sasha: ARE YOU HIGH BRUH, A 7.5 GPA IS IMPOSSIBLE TO ACHIEVE YOU FRICKEN LYING ASSHOLE.

Eren: UH I HAVE TO SNEEZE BUT STILL FACK YOU HAHA.

Sasha: no fack you, you mother facker, you're just jealous that I'm on the volleyball team with all the cute anime boys. They're all from that show you like, what's that called you weeb?

-MIKASA ACKERMAN (LEADER OF THE MARTIAL ARTS CLUB AND THE BEST IN EVERY SPORT) ENTERS THE ROOM-