3 am texts part 4

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Youra has joined the chat

Youra added Hugo and Rosie (@Circusbabyxzane don't mind me adding u)

Jay: WHO THE F*CK ARE THESE PPL?!

Youra: I'm the truth or dare gal

Hugo: I'm her bf

Rosie: and I'm her Wattpad friend

Youra: yesh

Wu: hey guys, guess who's gonna join? Morro and his girlfriend Elena!

Hugo: Elena?

Youra: he means her gf, not that annoying kid at primary school

Hugo: phew, I would've already left if it was that brat

Jay: I'm curious abt what she's done ngl 

Wu added Morro and Elena

Lloyd: WHY THE F*CK-

Morro: chill man, I turned good remember?

Elena: yes and me too

Wu: they're joining our team too. We can use Morro's wind powers and Elena's hypnosis powers really good

Elena: and I'm N O T a snake! For Christ's sake

Morro: anyone who's gonna question is dead

Zane: I'm already dead inside so idc

Morro: whoa that's deep man

Elena: u ok man?

Zane  yea

Jay: Cole?

Cole: what is it, loud ass?

Jay: Zane's crying

Cole: I'M COMING FOR YOU ZANEY!

Cole disconnected

Zane disconnected

Rosie: aww poor Zane...

Morro: he'll be ok ig 

Jay: BOI YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE F*CK IT MEANS WHEN ZANE'S CRYING?

Morro: it means he's sad, duh

Jay: IN HIS CASE IT MEANS HE'S F*CKING UPSET, JACKASS! WHEN ZANE CRIES, EVERYONE WILL CRY IF COLE DOESN'T COMFORT HIM!

Morro: why then?

Jay: BC HE'LL PROLLY DIE

Kai: that's not true Jay. 

Jay: YES THE F*CK IT IS!

Zane and Cole logged on

Zane: guys if I cry it doesn't mean I'm tryna disconnect my heart or something

Morro: oh yeah ur a robot 

Zane: bruh did you seriously forget?

Morro: u lose brain cells when ur inside the departed realm dammit!

Jay: when ur inside at all* you mean?

Morro: yea 

Youra: mood

Hugo: mhmm 

Jay: Youra and Hugo have you guys f*cked yet?

Youra: no

Hugo: but we're planning to😏

Jay: lolllllll skdjdjjkskjajsjdkdjsjjsdjke

Hugo: when we're 16

Jay: oh.

Elena: lolz

Kai: Lloydie u awake 

Lloyd: yesterday 

Lloyd: yesn't* autocorrect

Echo: double mood

Pixal: mhmm

Youra: I love greenflame UwU

Kai: you mean Lloyd and me?

Youra: yes

Lloyd: we're canon

Youra: UwU!!!

Wu: what does UwU mean?

Jay: UwU means... UWU!

Wu: does it mean like u Wu, or you Wu?

Jay: haha no

Zane: it's a face. The U's are the eyes, the w is the mouth. UwU

Youra: Y E S H!

Hugo: ur cute

Youra: ur cute too UwU

Misako: ok everyone go to sleep! You too Morro and Elena!

Morro: first we're gonna f*ck, then we're gonna sleep

Elena: yup

Everyone disconnected because Misako put the WiFi off

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