Sadie's Pov:I woke up and brushed my chocolate brown green but also pink tresses out of my adorable, rat-like, mouse like face.
I looked in the mirror... and I was beautiful.
I got up from bed and got ready for school. I didn't wear the girls uniform because i'm different... and unique.. i am also bi... but i would NEVER DATE A GIRL! (guys just so you know im bi pls don't be offended HELP @zolduck1).
I wore the boys uniform... with my dirty shoes and a backwards cap... i was ready. I don't need makeup because I was not fake and pimply.
I went downstairs to eat breakfast... only to see my ugly, rat, mouse, snail, bird, crow evil ugly warty stepmother standing near the stove. I ran over to the kitchen and grabbed a pan, and wacked that mf in the head. This baka was not about to burn down our house again.
I grabbed 3 raw eggs and ate them whole for breakfast, because my stepmom didn't care about me enough to make me food (even though I just knocked her out lololol).
I walked to school, with eggshells and yolk stuck to my face. Everyone looked at me in awe... Some people to flirt with me...pathetic. I fought them off because I am a secret ninja! Don't tell my family though....
I arrived at school. My school's name was Soda Pop Jessie Urnaus Deez Nuts Washington High. I looked around for my best friend, Elizabeth Anna Juliana Annie Rose Jessica Beatrice Katherine work work Angelica work work Eliza and Peggy. Everyone called her Baka-chan for short.
She was the most popular girl in school. She always wore dresses and makeup, and I thought she was a pick-me girl. I secretly hated her even though she gave me one million dollars. Don't tell her though.
This is what she looks like
Baka-chan ran up to me. She was wearing a super short skirt which I thought was fake and gross because all she wanted was validation. Whenever I tried to tell her she would always cry like a baby. Pathetic honestly.
"Sadie! I have a favor to ask you..."
I rolled my eyes and punched her in the face, "What do you want."
She wiped her nose bleed and smiled, "Please accompany me on Friday, March 7, 2021 for a outing I have planned with my lovely, amazing, astronomical Significant Other."
"Only if you buy me food... food is ALL I care about. Other girls say diamonds are their best friends... But honestly my best friend is Pizza!!" I responded, stabbing her in the gut.
She grinned, "Alright, see you then dAwrlIng!" She exclaimed before getting run over by 100 football players.
Axels pov:
I woke up on the side of the streets today cus some rando was kicking me telling me I took his "house." LIKE BRO?? WE LIVE ON THE STREETS?? Anyways I didn't have much for breakfast, I saw some food in the garbage can but that was it. I got ready for school using the stuff I have. Ugh. I just remembered I HAVE TO SEE SADIE TODAY. She's honestly so ugly. So annoying. I hate her so much........
I was walking to school, I didn't care what others thought of me. I knew I was the most handsome popular amazing boy at school. Every girl has a crush on me.... No doubt I'll get a girlfriend this year...
I arrived at school and saw my homies. Jonas Mars Gabe Federal Pollyiginia but we just call him Jason and Jackson Robertson. I walked in and NO GIRLS CAME UP TO ME! It's okay though, I KNOW I am the hottest most perfect cutest guy at school...right?
I can't NOT be the most handsome boy at school. This is the one thing I'm best at. Sadie is good at everything EXCEPT being attractive. Nobody even knows her name, and me and my friends call her ugly annoying rat cause that's what she is.
Suddenly, I decided to get plastic surgery in the school bathroom. My bestfriend Jackson Robertson Uglyfaceratson helped me do it.
This is what he looked like. He was kind of emo, but somehow he was dating the most popular girl in school; Baka-chan.
This is what I look like now. This is what girls like nowadays. I will be able to pull more girls now, my old face was getting boring anyways.
Before I could leave... my rat friend pulled out a pickle and threw it at me.
"Bro come with me on a double date with my girlfriend."
I rolled my eyes, running my long, crusty and through my newly died caca, brown, bird pop colored hair.
"Fine."
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