Chloe's Love Square

fuck

so after running for 13 meters harry gets tired and drop kicks chloe in the duffle bag. she didn't go that far. chloe climbs out of the bag and violently stretches out. "oh ma fookin god" harry says as he drags her down the street by her hair. chloe likes that. meanwhile matthew cillian and christian meet up outside the hospital and start looking for chloe and harry. they hop into the mangled bat mobile and drive sideways up the street downtown. harry stops dragging chloe and she asks him "h-h-h-harry w-w-w-why?" harry responds by getting down on one knee and presenting a busted open oyster with a slimy pearl in it. this is a british version of a promise ring. the other boys found them and all simultaneously gasped for air. matthew starts crying. 😭 christian passes out 😏 and cillian honks the horn so fucking loud that it scares harry and he yeets the oyster 3 miles away, never to be seen again. "fook." harry said. chloe starts crying tears of joy and says "oH MY GOD YES ARRY STOILES I WILL MARRY U LUV" and harry just looks at her like.. ma'am.. harry had to explain to her that he's not ready for marriage and it was just a little thang that the brits do 😩 chloe is like "oh ok" and then they get in the bat mobile like everything is normal. cillian slowly turns his stiff but super sexy body to look at them. *incoherent irish noises*. chloe laughs at him but harry didn't think it was funny. harry pulled one of matthews teeth out and gives it to cillian. another british thing. this time it means "i'm gonna fucking slit your throat. i hate irish people." chloe gets mad at harry for being irish phobic and slaps him. "am soorry luv. i'm not really irishphobic because i like potatoes." harry said. suddenly cillian starts munching on matthews tooth. "mmm tasty" he exclaimed. they drove back to chloe's house and everyone got out of the car and head inside. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT??????????