"Gosh darn it!" Kirishima cursed as once again, his ponytail had come out of its confines.
"Why won't you stay onnn?" He continued to whine while attempting for what probably seemed like the 100th time, to put his hair in a ponytail.
"YouTube makes it look so easy, what the hell."
"One loop, two loops- shucks it fell off."
"PLEASE, I have a date with the Bakubabe in like 5 minutes and you choose to misbehave now??"
"You know, it would've been easier if I just spiked my hair."
"It's staying!!!" Kirishima backed away from the hand mirror he propped up on his desk and admired his messy 'ponytail' with a proud look in his eyes.
But then it fell apart again.
"For the love of-" The sound of his dorm room door interrupted the boy's moment of frustration.
"Oi, are you even ready yet? I-"
Bakugo couldn't help but blink in disbelief at the sight in front of him.
Kirishima had both hands in his hair, trying to bunch it up to make a ponytail. His face was red with slight rage and his eyes had started to become teary.
"What the fuck are you doing? We were supposed to leave like 2 fucking minutes ago."
"Trying to tie my hair in a ponytail. It's fine, give me like 5 minutes to spike up my hair." The redhead sighed in defeat and went off to look for his hair wax.
Not wanting to waste anymore time, Bakugo grumbled, grabbed Kirishima's arm and sat him down on his desk chair facing the mirror.
"What are-"
"Just shut up." The confused boy could only sit and watch as his boyfriend grabbed the brush and hairtie on the desk and stood behind him.
"Gosh, you can't even do simple shit like these. Are you really this stupid?"
"That's mean..." Kirishima pouted when he made eye contact with the ash blonde through the mirror.
"If you want to do a ponytail, all you gotta do is just gather all this shitty red hair in the middle of your big-ass head-"
"Hey!"
"Shut your trap, I'm trying to teach you shit. Then smooth out the few lumps, which isn't much, just like the amount of braincells you and Dunce Face have combined." Bakugo can only smirk at the reaction he was receiving.
"I-"
"Then finally, you wrap your dollar tree hairtie- yes dollar tree, because you're broke as fuck- around the bunch. Make sure it's nice and tight-"
"You know what else it nice and tight? Your ass- OW! What the hell?" Kirishima exclaimed when he felt a harsh flick near his mouth.
"No swearing for you."
"Hmph..." Once again, the redhead pouted and stayed silent as his partner finished up the ponytail.
"And that's how you fucking do it, dumbass." Bakugo said and lightly slapped the forehead of the boy below him, and then gave it a forehead kiss as compensation of the verbal harassment he had to go through.
"Y-you kissed my forehead??"
"Tell anyone, and you're dead. Look in the mirror." Kiri did as told and picked up the mirror.
He let out a squeal of delight, patting the top of his head gently as to not mess up the beautiful masterpiece that is his ponytail.
"Woah.. It looks really cool! Thank youuu!!" Kirishima put the mirror down to properly face his boyfriend. His red eyes were filled with joy and his grin showed the cutest set of shark teeth anyone would be jealous of.
Bakugo couldn't help but be flustered at the sight of his very happy and very precious looking bean.
"Y-yeah, it's no problem." He stuttered and averted his gaze away from the person in front of him.
"Are you blushing?"
"NO! It's just fucking hot in here!"
"But the aircon is on-"
"Let's just go! We're already late just because you can't tie a damn ponytail by yourself!"
BONUS:
"Hey, Bakubabe."
"Hmm?"
"Can I tie your hair one day?"
"Fuck no. If you can't do it on yourself, how the hell are you gonna do it on someone else?"
"Aww.. Pleaseee?" Kirishima pleaded with his matching puppy eyes.
"...Ugh, fine."
"Yay!!"
"But if I end up bald by the end of it, I am whooping your ass."
"Psshh, please. We all know that I'm the one who whoops your ass- OW OKAY, CHILL JEEZ."
>.<
THE END!!!
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