Book Of Alphabetical Huma Oneshots: based off songs

Royalty

It was another one of those late nights at the Chip Shoppe. It had been hours past closing time. No one was usually there this late. But low and behold there were two people stationed at the island counter. Uma had finished the nightly cleaning about an hour after closing. But she stayed because her and Harry had been lost in conversation and time just seemed to pass without really realizing it. On the small television, a rerun of some sort of thing with prince Ben and his girlfriend Mal was playing. Which happened to catch the attention of the two teens in the restaurant.

"Ugh, disgusting" Uma commented

Harry nodded in agreement "Oh the things I would do if I were royalty"

Uma raised her eyebrow and smirked "So you wanna be a prince?" she asked

"Hell no" He laughed "Just imagine though, all the money and jewels"

"Oh, so you wanna be rich" She said in a mocking tone

"who doesn't" He responded looking at her

"Fair enough. So, tell me prince Harry, what would you do if you were the 'king'? sure sounds like you've thought about it" Uma said full of sarcasm

"I would take over the country, everyone would bow to me" Harry responded

"Yes, that's what happens when your royalty, I was asking what you would do if you were in that position not an explanation" She said rolling her eyes

"You mean when I'm in that position"

"Oh, so you have major plans. I would've loved to be included in your little plans to become the king or prince or whatever of some country." Uma replied

"You are included, you would be my queen" Harry replied with a mischievous smirk

"Or how about I'm the queen and you're my king. The other way around sounds like I'm lesser than you or something"

"Ah yes, just you wait and see, we'll be royalty. As a matter of fact, we'll rule this island" Harry said getting up and spinning around.

Uma was now quite invested in this little fantasy idea. Well fantasy for now, but it seemed like it was turning into plans. 

"So, are you in or out?" He asked

"I'm so in." She said with a smile "But how's it gonna work?"

"I guarantee that I will work this out" He said obviously having no clue

"Sounds promising" Uma replied

"Yeah well it's a little messy now, but when I figure it out everyone will fall at our feet, we'll be eating five-star meals everyday"

"are you saying my cooking isn't five-stars" She said acting offended

"Of course not! Let me rephrase, we'll be eating at Ursula's fish and chip shoppe every day." He said laughing

"Done, what's the next part of your plan. Just like you said, the royalty's got money so how are you planning on getting that?" Uma asked matching his smile

"Stealing, Begging, it won't be too hard. You know I've got my ways"

'Mmkay but then we'll need a palace"

"And there's no better palace than The Lost Revenge" He said

"Really? A shabby broken up ship that we already own will be our palace?" She asked skeptically

"Well it's good enough for me" He said shrugging

"How about all the enemies that will come our way"

"we're an amazing pair no one will even come close to matching our skills. But I'll need you to cover me if I gotta take any of em' out"

"Sounds like you've got everything under control so when do we start?" Uma asked

"You tell me, Queen Uma" Harry said flirtatiously

"I do like the sound of that" Uma responded matching his flirtatious tone "Well then let's start taking over this island today, no ones gonna stop us"

"No, no they're not, we'll be sitting on a throne, you and me"

"Or I'll be sitting on a throne and you will be beside me making sure no one messes with the queen" she countered

"That works too" He said, never questioning her just agreeing.

"You trust me?" She asked obviously coming up with her own parts to this plan.

"Uma, you know it's ride or die for me" Harry said

In response Uma gave him a wicked laugh "Well then let's go, there ain't no stopping us now. We'll be royalty"

With that Uma left the shop ready to become queen of the isle. And of course, Harry was by her side, always.

Royalty Lyrics:

If I had the money, let me tell you how it be
I'll take over the country, everyone would bow on me
Sit up in my palace and baby you would be my queen
We'd run this ship together, just you wait and see
We'll be royalty
We'll be royalty
I know, I know, I knowI know we broke right now
But girl I guarantee that I'mma work this out
Yeah
See I got this plan, are you in our out I need to understand
Trips to Rio, 5 star meal
Girl don't quit on me now,
If I gotta beg or steal no big deal
Girl let me break it downIf I had the money, let me tell you how it'd be
I'd take over the country, everyone would bow to me
Sitt up in my palace and baby you would be my queen
We'll run this ship together, just you wait and see
We'll be royalty
We'll be royalty
We'll be royalty
We'll be royaltySo would you cover me
If I gotta take out any enemies
Yeah
Cuz It might get ugly
Many things that you don't wanna see or hear
You bout to party with stars, fancy cars
Girl don't quit on me now
If I gotta rob or steal, no big deal
This is how we goin' onIf I had the money, let me tell you how it'd be
I'd take over the country, everyone would bow to me
Sit up in my palace and baby you would be my queen
We'll run this ship together, just you wait and see
We'll be royaltyAnd I'll be the king baby
We'll be sittin' on a throne
We'll be sittin' on a throne, you and me all alone
Ain't no stoppin' us now
We'll be royaltySo who'd you trust girl it's ride or die (we'll be royalty)
So pack your stuff, let's take this to the sky (we'll be royalty)
So who'd you trust girl it's ride or die (we'll be royalty)
So pack your stuff, let's take this to the sky (we'll be royalty)

Well It's short I know but I hope you liked it. I provided the lyrics incase you wanted to read them or you could just listen to the song. Requests are open of course. This one wasn't extremely I don't know lovey dovey. But depending on the songs that are requested they may get more, romantic I guess. We'll see. 😁❤️😘