*(THIS IS SATIRE AND NOT MEANT TO MAKE FUN OF, DEMEAN, OR HARASS PEOPLE OR CREATORS WHO GENUINELY ENJOY THIS CONTENT. I DO NO SUPPORT THE HARASSMENT AND BULLYING OF PEOPLE WHO ENJOY SHIPPING CHARACTERS WITH OTHER CHARACTERS OR THEMSELVES)
It's another hot and sweaty day in the hellscape nevada. You're still young, but not as sexy due to that dent in your head from when you tried to flirt with the clown that you found far too appealing.You were at work, when suddenly two men come crashing through the window. You gasp, as it's Hot Hunk Hank and Tricky the Tease(I didn't have time to come up with better), you fangirl/boy like the little twink clay peen shaped bitch you are. There is blood, and dead bodies everywhere, only reason you are alive is because of your plot armor. Hank uses you like a weapon and throws you at Tricky, Tricky slam dunks you into the ground like a basketball player. You now have a thicky nicky ass as you watch Hank run away from Tricky to a new building.
You now have an indented skull and a juicy ass, you go home and add another picture to the Tricky shrine. Your friends are concerned.
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