There was a hunter in the woods who after a long day hunting he was in the middle of a immense forest. It was dark and, and having lost his bearings he decided to head in one direction until he was clear of the increasingly oppressive foliage after what seemed forever he made it to a opening with a strange looking cabin even though it was rather weird he walk to wards the cabin and opened the door and he said "it small but it will have to do for the night" he walks in has a look sees a fire and a bed and a doggy looking man type figure in the corner he thinks it's just a statue so he goes and light the fire has some food and hoops into bed, when he wakes up in the morning to find his stuff gone and a stitching around his stomach and righting in blood on the wall saying,I ain't no statue and thanks for the the kiddneys.