Who are you?!

Chapter 1. ( the REAL deal... ) It started as a normal day...

It was a normal day at the Akatsuki's hide-out.

Konan was folding origami cranes out of delicately decorated paper.

Pein was in the corner brooding.

Hidan was somewhere sacrificing someone or doing some sort of ritual for his previous god, Jashin.

Zetsu was standing outside....photosynthesizing.

Itachi was sitting in the living room reading Treasure Island.

Deidara was on the other couch in the living room, working on his art.

Tobi sitting next to him, irritating him.

Kakuzu was in his room cuddling and sweet talking with his money.

It was a normal day until....

Knock knock knock!!!

Everyones heads turned towards the door, kunais drawn and ready for action. ( Obviously 'cause its a secret hide out and secret hide outs....tend NOT to have visitors )

" Deidara, get the door. " Pein ordered.

" Why must I always be the one to go and open the door, un! " Deidara exclaimed.

" Because women tend not to get hurt in these types of situations..." Itachi stated matter of factly.

" I'm not a woman, un! " Deidara yelled, semis traumatized.

Itachi motions with his head in the direction of the door, " They don't know that. "

Deidara gaped at Itachi.

" Deidara, just go and open the darn door! " Pein commanded, sounding annoyed.

" Okay, okay! Geez, un. " Deidara walked over to the door and ripped it open.

Quite a few moments pass, Deidara frozen in his position staring outside...