Not My Name!

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We went out to find the criminals Mika let out of prison, but we saw a wing store and decided to go there instead

Whatever, we'll just say that we went there to find criminals, didn't find any so decided to get some wings on the way out.

"Captain Man, we got 'em!" said Miles coming in with the wings

"Oooh, right on time, who'd you get?" asked Cap

"Not a who but a what. And that what is some wiiiiiiiiings!" I said

"You're supposed to be rounding up criminals" said Cap

"We were, no criminals at the wing store" said Chapa

"Just these bad boys. Amirite?!" Miles asked us and we high-5d

"Hey-yo! Oh hey! Are we live?" asked Chapa

"I haven't been on the news for a while" I said

"Yes, yes we are" said Cap

"Whattup newsers?!" asked Miles

"Okay, this is my interview" said Cap

"It doesn't seem like you have everything under control" said Trent, Chapa began to dance, she looked cute, so I joined her

"No, no, I've got everything under control! We're taking this situation very seriously" said Cap

"They're dancing" said Mary

"Well, they shouldn't be dancing, they're supposed to be looking for criminals--" started Cap

"I lost them at the wing store but I-- are you doing an interview?" asked Mika

"Yes! Live!" said Cap

"Oopsie!" said Mika and dropped to the floor not to be seen

"Now 3 of them are dancing" said Mary

"Yeah, this is uh....this is their victory dance" said Cap

"Which we'll do on our enemies graves!" said Chapa

"Exactly" I said

"Oh my!" said Trent

"Get them outta here!" said Cap to Mika

"I'm trying!" said Mika, then accidentally nocks over the map on Miles causing him to fall

"Oh, come on! You knocked over the map!" said Cap

"Oopsie!" said Mika

"Captain Man, it seems your team is embarrassing itself once again" said Trent

"You know what, Trent? Let me explain something to you about Danger Force. We don't play by your rules, old man" said Miles, eating a wing, and I pointed to him showing he's right

"I don't see why you have to bring my age into this-" said Trent

"Too hot! Too hot! It's burning my mouth" said Miles feeling the pain

"That's nothing, I have eaten way worse" I said

"I got The Toddler!" said Bose, bringing not the toddler, but A toddler

"I need water!" said Miles, oof, water is no for spice

"What? You got The Toddler?!" asked Cap to Bose

"Do I get a treat?" asked Bose, dude no-

"You need milk!" said Mika to Miles 

"That's not The Toddler. That's just A toddler!" said Cap, told ya!

"I need milk!" said Miles

"Do I still get a treat?" asked Bose

"Here's some milk" said Chapa giving Miles the  SPICY MILK

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