Haikyuu oneshot Book

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Matsun and Makki are good Friends and Like to Joke around but what If they send each other Pick Up lines and they perhaps.

Matsun
Jo, Makki wassup

Makki
Jo Matsun
Just thinking about you

Matsun
Uh we doing this again
Two can Play a Game

Makki
Ok get it on

Matsun
With pleasure

Makki
Are you the railgun?
Cause I can feel a spark (･ω<)☆

Matsun
Ohoho
Are you a Wing spiker?
Cause you make my Pulse Spike.

Makki
Yk, here I am,
what are your Other two wishes

Matsun
If I get you I don't need
Any other wishes

Makki
Getting confident there I See

Matsun
I can get even more
confident, If thats what
you want

Makki
Ok Show me

Matsun
Ok good
Kiss me If I'm wrong but,
dinosaurs still exist, right?

Makki
I'd Love to
Yk I'm Not a photographer
But I can picture me and
you together

Matun
Uh the Feeling ist Mutual

Makki
Thats nice

Matsun
But If I were to ask you
on a Date, would your answer
be the same as the answer to
this question

Makki
You're clever
And yes it would be (･ω<)

Matsun
Oh thats nice

Makki
Yes indeed
You know what

Matsun
No, what

Makki
I can be the Aizawa to
your sleeping bag

Matsun
You know you are a real Flirt

Makki
I know thanks
And you are really sexy

Matsun
Yeah, thanks Dude
Are you a Trap Card?
Because I've fallen for you.

Makki
Oh you did
Thats nice Bro

Matsun
Yep

Makki
Are you death Note?
Cause you make my Heart stop

Matsun
Hope you doing alright Bro

Makki
Nope and you are the reason

Matsun
Ok, I can make it even worse

Makki
Prove it

Matsun
I will
Did it hurt when you fell
from the vending machine?
Cause you Look Like a Snack

Makki
Point proven
My Turn

Matsun
Go ahead

Makki
You're are pretty and I'm cute.
Together we'd be pretty cute.

Matsun
Yeah we'd be
Sharingan is Red
Rasengang ist blue
Be my Valentine
Or I'll chidori you

Makki
Thats a hard decision to make
I think I gonna be your Valentine

Matsun
Thats nice I Look Forward to it

Makki
Yeah Same
Btw are you Erens mum?
Cause you Look Like a Snack

Matsun
Luckily I'm Not
Yk
You're Like the 3d maneuver gear
I won't stand a Chance in this
world without you

Makki
How cheesy

Matsun
Yeah Ik

Makki
If you were a Transformer
You'd be Optimus fine

Matsun
Yeah I'd be
And If you were a fruit
You'd be a Fineapple

Makki
Pfft
Yk, I have a Last question
No homo?

Matsun
Nah, full homo

Makki
Uhh I See
So be Mine

Matsun
Yeah ok

Makki
Nice

Thats how Matsun and Makki got together.

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