An Actual Good Character Elimination Series

Why Are We Here?

Hilda (from Hilda just look it up dumbass) is seen leaving her apartment.

HILDA: I'm going out, mum!

JOHANNA: Be back before sunrise!

HILDA: I'll try!

As Hilda leaves her apartment, she instantly gets teleported to a huge, white void.

HILDA: ...Tontu?

???: Okay, next contestant--

HILDA: Hello? Who is this?

???: --is Ibuki Mioda from Danganronpa.

Ibuki appears out of nowhere.

IBUKI MIODA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

HILDA: Where am I?

???: Uuuuh, next is Charles Calvin from Henry Stickmin.

Charles Calvin falls from the sky, on his face. He gets up and looks around.

CHARLES CALVIN: ...I guess that plan wasn't the greatest.

Charles stis up, Ibuki still screaming.

HILDA: Hello! Is anyone out there!

IBUKI MIODA: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

???: Next up is, um, Black Hole from Battle for Dream Island.

Black Hole appears.

BLACK HOLE: Okay, this is happening.

???: Next is... Noah from Total Drama.

Noah appears and falls on his butt.

NOAH: Wuh- is- is this a message? Should I stop being sarcastic? God, is that you?

???: And... last is... Din... Din... The Mandalorian.

Mando gets flung down from the sky. He bounces several times, until he is far away. His armour is severely damaged and he isn't moving.

???: ...I don't think he's alive.

CHARLES CALVIN: So, uh, any explain-

A middle-aged man wearing a suit & tie with sunglasses appears.

???: I'm your host, Host!

Everyone but Black Hole and the deceased Mando screams.

BLACK HOLE: Okay.

HOST: So, you're probably wondering why I brought you all here.

HILDA: Yes.

Silence.

HOST: I'm gonna go revive Mando.

Host snaps his fingers. Mando disappears from the background and appears next to host, without his injuries.

THE MANDALORIAN: Wuh- where am I? Where's the kid?

HOST: Okay, it's time for the first challenge!

THE MANDALORIAN: Answer me!

Silence.

CHARLES CALVIN: I think he's dead.

Suddenly, the ground starts rumbling.

HILDA: What's happening?!

A medium-sized, grassy hill with a tree at the top comes out of the ground, behind Host. Everyone looks either shocked or confused.

HOST: The first challenge is to climb this hill! The last person to make it to the top will... actually, nothing will happen to them. This is just a practice round.

NOAH: So we don't-

HOST: If you don't try you'll be sent to the Void of No Return and Unlasting Pain.

NOAH: Ugh.

HOST: Anyways, GO!

Host teleports to the top.

THE MANDALORIAN: Hey! Answer me!

Black Hole flies to the top.

HOST: Black Hole is safe!

IBUKI MIODA: Hey Mando! Wanna-

Mando uses his jetpack to go to the top.

IBUKI MIODA: Nevermind.

HOST: Mando is safe! 4 people are left!

Mando pulls out his blaster pistol and points it at Host's head.

THE MANDALORIAN: Where. Is. The child?!

HOST: I'll chose to ignore that question.

Mando's blaster pistol disappears.

THE MANDALORIAN: Hey!

Cut to the people at the bottom.

IBUKI MIODA: Guess we should get going!

Ibuki, Hilda, and Charles start climbing. Noah sits at the bottom of the hill.

CHARLES CALVIN: You know you'll be sent to the, uh, void place if you don't try, right?

NOAH: I did try.

CHARLES CALVIN: But, you, uh... yeah, I guess you did.

By this time, Ibuki and Hilda are a tad ahead of Charles.

CHARLES CALVIN: Hey, wait for me!

Charles runs after them.

IBUKI MIODA: Hiya, Charles!

CHARLES CALVIN: Hey.

They keep climbing.

IBUKI MIODA: The good thing about this is that we all know Noah is gonna lose, haha!

Hilda starts getting ahead.

IBUKI MIODA: Hey, any of you guys wanna race!

HILDA: Oh, it's on!

Ibuki and Hilda race to the top, leaving Charles behind.

CHARLES CALVIN; Okay, uh, I'll just catch up to you!

Hilda makes it to the top first, Ibuki makes it not shortly after.

HOST: Hilda and Ibuki are safe

HILDA: Good race!

IBUKI MIODA: Yeah! Good *pant* race!

Ibuki collapses due to exhaustion, which causes her to fall down the hill.

HILDA: Ibuki!

IBUKI MIODA (off-screen): I'M GOOD!

HOST: It's down to Charles and Noah! Who'll stay in the game?! Who'll... also stay in the game?! Find out, on-

CHARLES CALVIN: Made it!

HOST: Oh. Charles is safe.

Host teleports to Noah.

HOST: Idiot.

NOAH: I tried, didn't I?

HOST: You climbed less than a foot, idiot.

NOAH: That's still trying.

HILDA (off-screen): He's got you there!

HOST: Crap. I guess you don't get banished or whatever.

Host teleports back to the top.

HOST: That's it. That's the episode. Go away.

Host disappears.

BLACK HOLE: I don't think we have much of a choice.