Vocaloid crack (Also GHOST-P!)

Jelf × Kennith (one sided) + Arc × Kennith

Jelf POV
Tippity tap

Boom
Clap
Clap
I smeel a fine booty
Not thicc but fine booty
Le sneek in dor under it with the hand
Sneeky
Find
Man?
ShrexyYYyYYyYYYyYYYyYYyy

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU"
Oh why Jelph get that resbons
Jelf angy >:(
Jelf must
See butt
Jelf only get hit by broom
Jefl ANGIER
Jelf leaav
TO GET LATTER

Jelf comes back!
"M hav latter now U habla gated to lov mii"
"W-What are you doing with that ladder?!"
"LOV ME I'M STRONG U HAV BON STRENTH OF BABEY"
"What the fuck are you doing in my mom's house!?
"U WEEK FUK"
"MOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!"
there is now very strong ladey
Very seggsy big ladey big curley brown hair and flower dress.
Wait why she pig me ub
No
NO ME WAND SEGGY BOI NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lady threw Jelf outside
Jelf leav
Jelf angy >:(

Jelf cri
Boy
Find????
Jelf get excite
"HEY MOM THE WEIRD GREEN THING IS STILL HERE"
JELF GET MORE EXCITE
JELPH
KIZZ?????????????
Jelf get punted like soccer ball
Jelf die

The end of jelf

I have to make this longer because otherwise wattpad complains but its kind of the point this is all just drabble esque GHOST-P crack so heres Kennith's point of view

I've been cutting strawberrys so me and Arc can have a nice date, the knife slowly glides through red fruit and I'm calm... until this green little shit scuttles into my house and starts YELLING about wanting MY BODY what the FUCK!? I'm UGLY what is there to LIKE!?!?? I hit the little shet with a broom, nice and sturdy, it ran away luckily, I hope Arc doesn't mind some of my blood on these, I cut my finger when I saw that thing.

That shitface came back
Its trying to lift a steplatter all it did was break a cup of water and attempt to pin me to the wall, is this dwarf thing on crack?? Is that a human or?? Why did it touch me?? It called me weak yet it wants to get in my pants??? Called mom over she grabbed that thing chucked it HARD but its not dead and I know that.

I walked back outside

SHITHEAD WAS STILL THERE AND IT FUCKIN KISSED ME
EW
YUCK THAT
SMELLS SO
TERRIBLE
NO
EW
NO THANK YOU
Arc ran over to me (bless his heart nwnwnwnwnnwnwnwn 💗⬜🔮🖤📺 ARC KUN~~~) and punted that little shit across the length of a soccer field, it didn't get up and I kissed Arc for like 10000000000 years after.