Lashes fanfic

Lashes chapter 1

Lashes pov

I just woke up two hours ago, and today is so beautiful i almost farted. I go to the kitchen to get some lashes on bread.
Once im spreading lashes all over the bread i hear a noise from the laundry room.

I would step down ovwr to the laundry room and i see a washing machine in the distance.
I walk over to it then the washing machine starts slowly pulling me into its deep void.

The door would close behind me and the washing machine automatically turns on. I start rotating and levitating in the washing machine, i feel very sick and dizzy. The washing machine starts aggressively spinning around and then i start floating so much i cant feel my limbs. This is like a dream.. When will i escape?? My eyes start watering of pain.. Instead of tears i feel steamy pieces of diarrhea coning from my eyes. This is a nightmare, i dont want to be in this washing machine.

Just then, lashes licked up her diarrhea and felt a big fart coming. When she let it out, the washing machine door burst open and she aggressively flies out of the washing machine while the washing machine is breaking down.

Levi Ackerman: Hello lashes what are you doing in my basement?

Levi?! What are you doing in MY house

Levi Ackerman: I was here to put my laundry away, and i found you levitation out of the washing machine. How did you get here?

I- i was making breakfast then i heard a noise so i went down here, then the laundry machine pulled me in.

Levi: Well this is my house, not yours

LET ME GO MAKE MY LASH TOAST UGH

Levi: ok

*Lashes starts rubbing upstairs, then sees that this is not what her house looks like. She turns around in worry, and levi is standing below her.*

Levi: Bro hows you get in my house

No i was washing my farts

Levi: Well i dont want a Stupid little dog with oversized eyelashes and diarrhea stains in my house. So GO

Ok.
Lashes tries to find a wat out of levis house, then opens a random door.

This is a nice room.. I could stay here until i find out how to get out.

*Levi hears her say this from the distance* No, Your leaving my house now.

B- but i dont know whats going on!!
*Lashes is about to leave the room, but levi is right behind the door which startles her and she uad aggresive diarrhea on the door.*

Im sorry lashes >~<

I- its okay!! I- Ill clean it up ^~^

I can do it for you.. 🥺

O- Okay!! 0//-//0

Levi walks to the kitchen and grabs a towel, then runs back and starts cleaning up the diarrhea.

Thank you levi 🥺🥺🥺

no problem 😉
*He pretends to throw all the diarreha away but rhen secretly puts it all in t a jar*

Why do you have a jar🥺🥺

No reason🥺🥺

It smells like my poopies🥺😩

T- t- that's because it is🥺🥺 Im in love with you lashes

R- really😳😳

Yes.

*Lashes and levi get married and live happily ever after then get a bunch of jars of eacojtets popiez the end*

What you know about rolling down in the deep, when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze.