"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I don't think I-"
Shin gently presses his lips against mine. I gasp, feeling the soft crust of his lips against mine. It's so warm. It feels like kissing foot fungus. He tastes of orange juice, milk, and toothpaste. After a while, Shin pulls away.
"Let me take you home tonight." he murmurs once again.
"F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fine... b-baka..." I whisper.
Shin smiles and takes my hand. It feels so dry. Does he have any lotion? Probably not. Whatever. It feels nice. We then bump into a boy with lettuce green hair, and mint green eyes. He looks like a twink. He wears all black(bcuz emo) and he has on the same pink scarf that you would most likely find in a convenience store, nay a garage sale. And to top it off, he has an extremely long rat tail on the back of his head and the posture of a homeless man. He's a very attractive and seductive homeless man I may add.
"Shin! Nice to see you here." the boy smiles.
"Ah, Sou what a surprise." Shin hums.
The boy's attention diverts to me.
"And who's this lovely lady?" he quips, leaning closer to me.
His breath smells like hot cheetos and expired milk. That's so hot.
"This... is Y/N L/N. Y/N, meet my "good friend" Sou Hiyori." Shin smiles, looking down at me.
I look up at the tall homeless man. He looks back.
"It's nice to meet you darling~." he hums.
I feel the heat rise up to my cheeks.
"N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nice to meet you t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-too." I murmur.
Sou smiles. "Aww~ she's so cute~!" he chuckles.
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