Billie Eilish family Life

•Pringles Prank•

Billies POV

"What up bitches it's me daddy bil." I say as I smirk at the camera. "All you finee bitches out there hit my line."I say winking. "Naw don't actually hit my line cuz Kaila gone beat my ass and yo ass." I say laughing.

"Ok but anyways today I'm doing the Pringles prank on Kaila because why not I gotta dick so why not do it." I say smiling.

"So currently Kaila and the kids left she went to drop them off at Ari and jah's house for the weekend and she told me she wanted to do a movie night so I went out and bought some snacks and found the movie we're going to be watching and now I'm just waiting for her to get home."

"But the way this works is you get some Pringles cut the bottom pour the chips out then insert the meat into the Pringles container." I say laughing hard as hell.

"Ok so right now im just cutting the bottom open and putting the chips in this ziplock bag and during the movie I'm gonna set the bag by me and act like I'm eating from the Pringles can."

"Ok now I finished that I already have the snacks and the movie set up in the movie theater so I'm gonna go downstairs now and text Kaila.

Babygirl 💍🧸🤍

Babygirl wya?
10 mins why?

Ok no reason just asking
cuz I miss you🥺.
I miss you to Eilish😂

😑

I'll see you when I get home.

Fine.😒
Ok I love you dada🥰.

I love you more babygirl😚💞

"Ok guys so she almost here so I'm just gonna sit and wait for her."

Timeskip

"Dada I'm home where are you bubs?"

"I'm in the movie theater babygirl." I say.

"Otayyy I comingggg." She says.

I look at the camera and pout she so cute.

"Hiii bubba!" she says and kisses me.

"Wssp." I say bck

"What movie we watching?" She asks

"Five feet apart." I say

"Ouuuu funnnn." She says smiling.

Timeskip a couple minutes into the movie.

I've been eating some of the Pringles for awhile and Kaila hasn't noticed anything. I told her she can have some of the pringles if she wanted she just said ok.

Then outta nowhere she stuck her hand in the pringle container and snatched it right back out.

"Billie Eilish!" She says.

I pause the movie.

"What mamas I say giggling."

"Is that what I think it is? What happened to all the chips." She says trying to hold back her laughter."

"I meannnn what do you think it is?" I say smirking.

"Oh my god father child I leave for like 30 minutes and you already putting yo dick in shit jeez." She says.

"It was a prank mama I don't put my dick in nothing but you" I say pouting.

She just laughs.

Then she turns on the light and comes over to me and looks in the pringles can.

"Dang where is it it's so tiny I can't even see it down there." She says and then bursts out laughing.

"Mama it's not little" I say pouting.

"Lil wee wee."
"Lil dick bil."
She says laughing. As she finds the camera and points it my direction.

She turns around and sets the camera up facing her then starts recording her self and posing all in the camera.

I put my dick back in my boxers and go up behind her and choke her.

"So my dick lil?" I say to her.

By now I have one hand in her pants rubbing circles around her pussy. The camera can't see because it's only recording chest and up.

"Answer me ." I say to her.

"No I was just playing "she says.

"Mhmmm."

I say and stop.

I grab the camera and end the video.

"Ok guys we'll that was definitely something I'll I'm gonna end this and go help Kaila get her memory back cuz clearly she forgot my dick ain little so imma just go help her a lil. Baby #4 ?" I say laughing.

Then I end the video.

C'mere Kaila says to me as I set the camera down.

I walk over to her as she sitting in on of the seats.

"What chu want?" I say laughing.

She puts her hands on the hem of my jogging pants and tries to take them off.

"Nope remember my dick lil." I said to her and I turned off the light and sat down next to her and played the movie again.

She got up and sat on my lap and started grinding on me.

I looked at her and removed her from me but she kept her arms locked around my neck so I couldn't really move her.

"Please dada I want it." She says pouting at me.

"Nope it's to little remember" I say laughing.

She groans and burries her head in my neck. Still pouting.

Then she starts grinding again.

I move her arms from around my neck then I put her down and run upstairs to our room and lock the door.

I hear her little footsteps come up to our door.

"Dada lemme in pwease." She says in a baby voice.

I just stand on the other side of the door laughing my ass off.

Then she starts whimpering and I laugh even harder.

Eventually I stop laughing and open the door.

She looks at me pouting.

"Come on." I say to her she just stands there looking at the ground.

I go over to her and pick her up and she wraps her arms around my neck and her legs around my waist.

"I love you princess" I say laughing.

She groans and kicks my ass.

"Ouch!" I say laughing and throw her on the bed.