once upon time there was man called dave. dave was a child. dave liked to do illegal thinks like drugs and littering. dave was a naughty boy. one day dave decided he was going to expand his illegal ness. he googled for apps and found one called discord that everyone used. dave joined a server and met this person called micheal who also liked to do illegal things but he liked to litter and eat rocks. micheal asked dave to be his boyfriend and dave said yes. they met in real life and it turned out micheal was 104 years old while poor dave is only 7. micheal gave dave drugs and then they fucked. dave told police man and micheal was arrested. dave enjoyed the fucking but new arresting micheal was the best solution. dave is now 8 years old and doesnt do drugs or litters anymore and stays safe online. micheal died in prision at 105 years old by eating a mouldy rock. micheal was the sussy baka not dave. the end
