You're a M.I.L.F and Atsumu Miya is lucky enough to be your baby daddy, not that he knows that yet.
Started March 13, 2021
Finished: ???
Time skip Atsumu x fem! reader
Also published on AO3: Makenna26
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" Shoyo brought me here saying that two little twin brats were arguing," Atsumu Miya said coming from afar, the ginger behind him.
Meian nodded to the two six-year-old who were practically arguing about nothing. "I don't know what you're expecting me to do, I'm not their dad." Atsumu shrugged.
"Oh lookYouta it's Atsumu Miya," The boys had stopped fighting to stare at Atsumu. Atsumu felt his ego skyrocket, He loved it when volleyball fans would praise him or call him cool. "He is the guy Mommy said is horrible and sucks at setting."
Atsumu's eyes went wide in shock and rage "How dare you, I'm an amazing setter!" The fake blonde whined. "Your mom doesn't know what she's talking about."
"She also said we should kick him in the shins because he is an ugly pig whose hair looks like pee." The older twin brought up proudly. Atsumu felt like he was getting shot repeatedly by an insult gun.
Sakusa Kiyoomi could only laugh from afar, the way they were roasting him was funny to him.
"Yah what's your mother's name, I need to give her a piece of my mind!" Atsumu stomped his foot like a child making the MSBY team sigh.
'Jeez, what did he do to their mom to get her that angry' Atsumus' teammates thought.
"Mommy's name is-" Tarou paused looking at his older twin "What's her name?" Youta placed his finger on his chin in a thinking stance.
"Well, all the older boys at the club call her Milf " Youta exclaimed proud of himself for remembering what he thought her name was. The MSBY team's eyes almost popped out of their skulls at what he said.
"I don't think that's her name kid." The libero of MSBY, Shion Inunaki awkwardly laughed rubbing the back of his neck. "I wonder if it's true."
"Why would it, those little monsters are ugly so that makes their mom ugly too!" Atsumu scoffed "How dare you call our mommy ugly, she is the most beautiful woman in the world!" Tarou fumed.
"Your mother is probably an ugly fat pig!" Atsumu hissed at the young boy "Please stop Atsumu you're embarrassing yourself." Shoyo whispered making the 24-year-old grunt, "Not until they apologize."
His teammates all sighed due to his childishness "Give it up Tsum-Tsum-" Bokuto was cut off by the sound of a door opening.
"Mommy!"
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A/N: Really short chapter so I'm sorry but I've been busy with school and it's been nice where I live so I've been trying to get outside!
Look how cute!
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