Haikyuu Text Chaos!

2. Trees

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Nicknames

Hinata: Tangerine

Kageyama: Milk Man

Tsukkishima: Salty Beanpole

Yamaguchi: Yams

Yachi: Yachi

Nishinoya: ROLLING THUNDAAAA

Tanaka: BROOOO

Kinoshita: Ballerina 1

Narita: Ballerina 2

Ennoshita: Future Captain

Sugawara: SugaMAMA

Daichi: DADchi

Asahi: Jesus

Kiyoko: Kiyoko

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Milk Man: Help

SugaMAMA: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PRECIOUS ORANGE-HAIRED CHILD 

Yams: I like how Suga already knew that it was Hinata in trouble

Salty Beanpole: It's because he is so stupid.

Milk Man: Shut up

Salty Beanpole: OoOoH is the king trying to defend his precious lover

DADchi: Okay  @ROLLING THUNDAAAA and @BROOOO what did you do?

ROLLING THUNDAAAA: We are at the grocery store remember?

BROOOO: Yeah you told us to go there! Remember? You told us to remember to get pork buns for Hinata and milk for Kageyama 

ROLLING THUNDAAAA: How could you think it was us?

BROOOO: We are heartbroken :(

DADchi: Okay okay stop it

DADchi: @Milk Man what happened?

Milk Man: Shoyo is stuck in a tree 

Yachi: OH NO!! Is he okay?

Ballerina 1: Honestly this just sounds like something he would do

Salty Beanpole: Are you Kinoshita or Narita I honestly forgot :l

Ballerina 1: 😭😭😭

Future Captain: He is Kinoshita

Yams: So are we just going to ignore the fact that Hinata is stuck in a tree???

DADchi: Oh god yes what do we do

Jesus: You called?

DADchi: asfjhkdsfsakjhds

SugaMAMA: Whoever made him stuck has a little surprise coming their way 🙂🔪

Milk Man: He did it himself

Kiyoko: Are we going to do something or....???

ROLLING THUNDAAAA: KIYOKO

BROOOO: KIYOKO

Kiyoko went offline

Yams: I'll get a ladder?

Milk Man: Nvm

SugaMAMA: NEVERMIND? WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVERMIND WHAT HAPPENED TO MY AMAZING ORANGE HAIRED CHILD

BROOOO: Guess us second years and first years don't exist

Future Captain: RIP Suga's other children 😔

Milk Man: This dumbass athletic idiot jumped out of the tree

Ballerina 2: Why didn't he just do that earlier

Salty Beanpole: BECAUSE HE IS DUMB

Tangerine: Hi!

SugaMAMA: HINATA DON'T DO THAT AGAIN

Tangerine: But... cat 🥺

SugaMAMA: Cat?

Tangerine: There was a cat in the tree!

Jesus: What kind?

Tangerine: Idk but it was orange like me!!!!

Ballerina 1: I mean he isn't wrong... Have you seen his hair?

Ballerina 2: lol

Salty Beanpole: These background characters... they are so hopeless they have to laugh at each others' jokes 😔

BROOOO: I-

Yams: Moving on :D

Yams: Shoyo can you send a pic of the cat?

Tangerine: 

Yams: AWWW!!!

Tangerine: What kind of cat is he??

Yams: He's an Abyssinian!

Tangerine: I want to keep him!

Future Captain: Name him Atlantis

Tangerine: Why?

Future Captain: Well Atlantis sounds like Abyssinian and it is a good name for all genders

Tangerine: ATLANTIS IT IS!!!

ROLLING THUNDAAAA: Chikara, Tadashi, and Shoyo fanboying about cats without us 😔

SugaMAMA: Did you ask your mom to adopt Atlantis

Tangerine: I'm texting her now...

Tangerine: IT'S A YES!!!! 

Tangerine: TOBIO CAN YOU COME WITH ME TO THE VET I WANT TO ADOPT THIS CAT

Milk Man: ok

Yams to SugaMAMA(DMS): It's so obvious Shoyo likes Kageyama and vice versa

SugaMAMA to Yams(DMS): They aren't dating???

Yams to SugaMAMA(DMS): Nope

SugaMAMA to Yams(DMS): It's time for Operation: Fish

Yams to SugaMAMA(DMS): Fish?

SugaMAMA to Yams(DMS): Well a Tang (The first 4 letters of tangerine) is a fish

Yams to SugaMAMA(DMS): Oh okay

SugaMAMA to Yams(DMS): OPERATION FISH!!

Yams to SugaMAMA(DMS): YEAH!!

(This took a while. Check out my fanfic "A Jealous Tangerine" for more Kagehina)