Another day, another Client and... another beatdown by the bats.
*Punch*
"Gah! My nose!" A random goon, who was punched by Robin, yelled.
*Pow*
"Umpf!" Another one held his stomach, but got imidietly punched in the face and fell down. Batman took care of him.
Me? I, once again, had the 'pleasure' of fighting with batgirl. Well.... less fighting and more getting my ass kicked actually.
"Gah! Can't we talk about it?!" I asked and managed to Block a hit. Haha! Umpf! Fuck, kidney punch!
"Why should I talk to a criminal like you?!" She said and kicked at me, which I luckily evaded. Barely.
"Uhm... because of my good looks and qualities?" I said, hoping it would work.
"....." she just punched at me again.
Oh Yeah, I forgot I'm wearing a mask. I always wear one to be honest. I don't want my face on the police files.
"Riddle me this. What is about to have as many holes as swiss cheese?" A voice suddenly said.
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It was riddler with two goons at his side, who were holding assault rifles each.
"The answer is: YOU!" With that said, the goons began to fire at them.
Batgirl was almost hit, but quickly jumped away. What she forgot to consider was, that I was standing in the path she jumped at.
So it was no wonder why I suddenly felt something hard hitting the back of my head and 'SOMETHING' soft in my hands.
"Ouch. Huh?" Batgirl rubbed her head, but realized that she sat on someone. And he was holding her..... you know.... Bahonkazonkas.
"......."
"........Hi"
".....I'm gonna beat you up."
"Do I get a headstart?" I asked with worry.
Before she could answer, a flying goon (thanks to robin) knocked her away.
"I take that as a yes!" I yelled after her and quickly ran away. Mostly because in the corner of my eyes I saw Batman just finishing Riddler.
*Timeskip*
After successfully escaping the battle I got my pay, turned in my report, listening to Sam about finally getting a girlfriend and going home to sleep.
After waking up I didn't have to go to work today, so I decided to get some general things done. Doing laundry, cleaning my room and paying off taxes.
Yup. You heard right. But like a homocidal clown once said: 'I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? No, thank you!'
So after paying them online, I looked at the rest money I still got.
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A Henchman For Everything (DC Harem X Male Reader)
FanfictionA Story about a normal everyday Henchman working for all kinds of villains and how he gets more 'up and Personal' with some of the female ones....oh! And the heroines as well.
