Jokes and inspirational quotes

Part 2

I don't hate you it's just if you were on fire then I would roast marshmallows
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A bad personality is like a pair or crocs they don't go with anything
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If people could fly, my school would be an airport
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I saw something that reminded me of you but don't worry, I flushed the toilet and washed my hands
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Just 10 more seconds! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,8,9,9,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
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When I see lover's names in a tree, I don't think it's cute, I think it's creepy how many people have knives on a date.
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Some people need to have eggs thrown at them. Brick shaped eggs. Made of brick
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When I kill a spider (if I kill a spider) , I don't clean it up. I leave it there so other spiders know not to mess with me.