ghost sat on the old bench in front of their yard. they were listening to their favourite song, Urinating sound 12 hours - YouTube and swaying to the beat. it was beautiful outside, but ghost was having trouble enoying it, considering how often they began choking because they forgot how to fucking breathe like a dumbass bitch
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tabby looked out into the sky through her window. she knew something was missing in her life. but she couldnt put her finger on it. she had a deep, dark void in her heart. and in the middle of her two (huge) asscheeks.
due to her extreme lack of social interaction and ways to do such, she was alone as fuck.
"sigh," she sighed, "if only i had any friends at all. so unpoggers."
tabby looked down at her phone, still no new messages. i mean, no fucking duh considering she had no contacts, but for some reason it still made her sad ig?
she had heard lots of talk about a specific app, almost like some kind of messenger, and shed been thinking of downloading it, but she was hesitant. she laid back down onto her bed before groaning loudly and realizing that she very, very badly needed to shit. so she got up and sat her fat ass dpwn on the toilet seat.
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ghost was incredibly popular, that fucking chad bitch. they had a shit ton of followers everywhere, and lots of fans because theyre so cool and talented. however, one thing that remained small was their quaint friend group on discord, whom they talked to basically every day because theyre all idiots and smell terrible so why wouldnt they?
however, similar to tabby, ghost felt as though something was missing from their life. they had pico, miles, ken, mel, and cella.. which was somewhat enough for them. yet, they longed for someone. someone to call their 'pissbaby', someone to call ... their platonic soulmate.
"gtg guys, i gotta go take a huge fucking shit," pico said in the general chat of ghosts official discord server.
"ill join u, we can shit together!" miles exclaimed in awe at the thought even crossing his mind.
"guys we Eare zo gay," pico said while toilet texting
"shut up g:skull:ay:" ghost shouted...
"homophobe." miles and pico typed at the same time. they are so gay wtf
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this was it. tabby had finally decided that she was going to install discord. she was tired asf of being lonely
she went to the play store on her stupid ass tiny android phone and pressed the install button. wow. shes so brave.
she had no idea how it worked, but it was alright, she knew someone would teach her one day. she scrolled through insta and typed "discord servers" before she came across one that seemed to have everything she wanted, and more.
she pressed the accept invite button, which above was titled, "you have been invited to '✿ asscheek ༉‧˚✧' !!".
