Why Uncle Traveling Matt from Fraggle Rock is the best character in existence

Some silly creature is trying to sell their child to me (Uncle Matt's pov)

Dear Nephew Gobo,

Today while exploring outer space, I have stumbled upon a very strange phenomenon. It seems that some Silly Creatures want to get rid of their family members in exchange for money. I don't know why they would do that, but I couldn't resist. I needed to know more about their strange world. I gave the silly creature all of the money I have collected and now I am stuck with its child.
Love,
Your Uncle Traveling Matt