meeting dumb god

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huh what's this stupid blinding light. it's too bright let me continue dyinggggg.

wait what?

i was dying wasn't i?

HUH

i slowly opened my eyes but immediately closed back as i let a high pitched scream out. THERE WAS A HOTTIE

A FUCKING HOTASS DUDE IN FRONT OF ME

i have no idea how i got to heaven but i'm not complaining(⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)

"oh wait- are you god??" i asked to the platinum blond guy with a white greek styled tunic that showed his perfect toned abs.

gush

blood started gushing down my nose as i started at the heavenly snack in front of me

"ahem, indeed i am" the older man replied

OHMYGOSH HIS VOICE- you know i might actually give up hisoka for him ( ̄∇ ̄)

"okay so back to business, my name is god and i'm here to tell you because you have been favored by me, i will let you reincarnate in any time or world you choose" the blindingly handsome man spoke

i was dumbstruck.

"ehHh?? since when i was favored, GASP IS IT BECAUSE U FELL IN LOVE WITH ME?" i said as i diva-posed and winked

"uhm- no❤️, remember Benjamin Stone?"

"....no?"

"anyways he was one of the unlucky ones who died under your knife, but i sincerely thank you for killing him" the god shamelessly said as sincere gratitude filled his silver eyes.

okay benamy tone or whatnot, thank you for letting me kill you, i silently thanked the benamy dude

"i would ask you why but i'm not interested" i boldly said

"i mean- he was a beyoncé simp and beyoncé is my bias so-" god stuttered shyly while i was dumbfounded once again

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"HUH??? YOU WANTED HIM DEAD JUST BECAUSE OF- you know what, forget about you being hot. your stupid" i said

"AheMm anyways pick your reincarnation place and i'll shall grant you" the god repeated

it's kinda stupid granting a killer some wish just cause he's beyoncé simp, but i'm not complaning^_^

"GASP OKAY LET ME GO INTO THE HUNTERXHUNTER WORLDDDD AND OH CAN I CUSTOMIZE MY NEW BODY?" i squealed excitedly

"no you cannot make your boobs bigger but i can change your hair color and eyes" the god stated as he raised an eyebrow as

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