mcyt oneshits (discontinued bc its shit!)

explai eing cuz yall dumb /j

i know nobody asked why i dont usually do dnf stories but im just gonna say it because why tf not

So dnf is a very overrated ship, and i guess you could say im trying to aim for the like, underrated ships
Example: Karlnapity, awesamponk, ant x velvet, and many others

Even though velvet aint in the dream smp, still a very underrated ship, and they are literally together

So im trying to like, avoid trying to do dnf but i feel like since most of you have like dnf pfps, i feel like the only thing youre really here for is the dnf, and not any other story ive made so far

The only dnf story i have made was when i posted my first ever story, so umm, yeah, also there like a lot of you candies who want like skephalo and shit, and yes, i'll make it in my free time
(Since im literally writing this in school)

But as i was saying, the whole dreamnotfound shit going on has like been very annoying ever since i found out about the ship, like no, this fucking "🇸🇱" Is not your daily dnf shit, it was funny at first, but its annoying as hell, george nor dream would even be proud of yall for doing it

Again, this is my whole opinion, its okay if you dont agree with it, thats totally fine, but if youre gonna make a fuss about it, then just please dont like argue with me that im wrong because im probably gonna delete the fucking comment

You can think im wrong or right, or even neither, i genuinely dont care, its my opinion, everyone's opinion is different and thats fine. I never really understood like the meaning of bottom or top, even though that doesnt make sense since this is a oneshots book.

But its so stupid where people are like "yeah short one is bottom, tall one is top" Like i dont get it, i saw a couple once, and the girlfriend was taller than the fucking man itself

Like if two people were the same height, then which is top or bottom, no, because people would say "they'll switch" Like theyre smart or shit, and they probably are, i just dont know that though.

But my rant about dnf is not done yet, ever since dnf was a thing, people decided that heatwaves was a dnf song, and its not, its just a regular song, so stfu. People only like the song because of dnf...

And not the actual meaning of the song. Which is stupid because half of you dont knows wtf is eddsworld, it would be the same thing as saying porkchop is a tomtord song, or heatwaves is a dnf song. And its literally not.

Like you guys can ship and all, because yeah, theyre fine with it, they gave you permission to do it, but like if they say dont do that, some people do it anyway cause some people are a bunch of assholes.

Anyways im not done but I'm just gonna stop here for now, have a great day